your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

not to be racist but i can’t tell customers apart

The truth hurts so much, but it cannot be denied - 2 minutes after you leave my line of sight, I have no idea who you are, you’re just another arm I’ve stabbed with a needle

god I hope you work in the medical field

stop telling freaks to go outside i dont wanna interact with these people in the real world let them stay in their moms basement 

#DANGAN RONPA UK EDITION

every time someone plays the violin I’m like sorry but the violin was invented by alexander rybak in 2009 and you can’t beat that Iconic performance

Uh, idk how this works but… Petition to turn Eurovision into a 100% public vote??? Who the fuck is the jury, why are we still paying attention to that

y’alluigi