As a Virgo…I apologize if I come off as mean or agitated when in reality I’m actually being civil and surprisingly calm… 🖤

this is so me 😭😭

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

istg i HATE it when stuff is written in first person

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

WE SEE UR CRIME

HIS GUILTY LITTLE FACE OMG

literally makes me happy everytime i hear it

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

^

ffs

THATS WHAT GOOD PU- 👀

where would we be withour kermit

Kermit

Where’s that fucking picture of kermit getting strangled in a store aisle

the what

this conversation is beyond my understanding