Humor Me

I love seeing people carrying flowers bc they look so happy and u kno they’re gonna make someone else mad happy

Not everyone who carries flowers are happy and make other people happy. What if those flowers were for a dead loved one? Not everyone who delivers them are happy.

ill just go fuck myself then

I hate when people say Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova have a rivalry, when somebody beats you 17 times in a row that’s not a rivalry. That’s just you getting your ass beat over and over again that’s all.

i wish i could be brave like brave from disneys brave but instead i am coward from real life

im rattatooie from the kitchen

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened