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Jules of Nature
occasionally subtle
wallacepolsom
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Cosmic Funnies
hello vonnie
pixel skylines
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Kaledo Art
RMH
Sade Olutola
$LAYYYTER
cherry valley forever
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Today's Document
KIROKAZE
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Not today Justin
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sooooo hiiii
idk if i’ll be returning to this blog any time soon but i finally decided to queue up some old drafts i never posted, so be ready for that. i may continue to update the queue with premade posts but again idk if i’ll continue actively running this blog
but yeah miss u guys hope u enjoy :)
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Christy: I’m a whore for the cheesy biscuits.
Angie: You say you’re a whore for everything.
Christy: Oh yeah? Like what?
Angie: Bottled water, massages, internet, Burt’s Bees, Wendy’s french fries, percocet, American Spirits, Blink 182…
Christy: We need to hang out less.
Pete: I need a favor.
Zoe: You’re becoming dangerous, Pete. It’s those doe eyes. Disappointing you is like choking the little mermaid with a bike chain.
Jimmy: I’ll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he’s gonna start a fair fight. Or if there’s a woman. Or if I’m getting paid. Mostly if I’m getting paid.
Trent: Yeah, nothing's cooler than fireworks, right, guys?
Ethan: Totally!
Troy: Yeah!
Tom: Unless one of the fireworks lands on your pet and kills it.
Trent: That could never happen.
Tom: In theory, it could.
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Jimmy: Shit, Crabblesnitch is coming! Earnest quick, talk about boring nerd stuff!
Earnest: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist.
Jimmy: Yeah perfect, just like that!
Pete: Oh, no, we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definitely not a couple.
Gary: Wow, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, I'm not good enough for you?
Pete: We are not having this conversation again.
Zoe: Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it’s almost like depth.
Pinky: Thanks!
Jimmy: Well, okay, I wasn’t rich like you guys, okay, I didn’t eat gold and have a flying pony. I had a hard life. My father was killed by a drug dealer—
Gord: Your father killed himself.
Jimmy: He was a drug dealer!
Zoe: Nobody here thinks anything through.
Jimmy: Petey is our moral compass.
Pete: I am? We’re fucked.
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Cornelius: I'm gonna kiss the ground!
Ted: Loser, you're gay for the ground!
Cornelius: Well, you're gay for homophobia!
Ted: Wow. You just made me gay for tolerance.
Kirby: And then Jimmy walked by, ignoring me like I wasn't even there!
Dan: Does he even know you like him?
Kirby: I don’t know. I've been ignoring him, been mean to him, what else can I do?
Dan: Sounds like you've tried everything.
Jimmy: You tricked me!
Gary: Yeah, and you’re what? Shocked and disappointed? I’m evil!
Pete: At least I’m better than dirt… well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff’s loaded with nutrients. I can’t compete with that.
Edgar: I dunno, Zoe, I think you’re pretty smart.
Zoe: You also think there’s a little man in the fridge who turns the light off when you close it.
Edgar: [clenching fists] And one day I’ll catch him.
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Lefty: In case we die, I have something to confess. I read your diary when we were eleven.
Luis: Don’t worry about it. I used to dunk your retainer in the toilet to see if you’d notice.
Lefty: What?!
Gary: As you may recall, patience isn't one of my virtues. Well, I don't have any virtues. But if I did, I'm sure patience wouldn't be one of them.