Today, I was the hero that every little girl deserves
So, I was in the line for frozen yogurt, or âFro-yoâ as the younger kids refer to it and I was choosing my flavor and this little girl wanted the strawberry cheesecake flavor and her mom said she couldnât have that because sheâs lactose intolerant so she has to have dairy free flavors and i thought that was so messed up that she canât have whatever she wanted so i ripped my tear-away pants off that iâm always wearing in case of emergency to show that i am distressed and started punching her mom in the back of the neck and headÂ















