Always wear a smile

He checked her pulse

only real math dumbasses will understand this right away and that’s me babey

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

lets all agree that going up stairs on all fours is actually the best experience of the whole earth

Conversely, going down stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience of the whole earth.

me: stays in bed 45 minutes after waking up

I needed this more than I care to admit

She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.