am I still here?

watch your step to hell, its a long fall!

People gathered around lava, Iceland.

That’s a massive flow of molten rock burning at Fuck Off and Die Degrees Fahrenheit but rather than, you know, running away or anything like that, humans just grab their friends and gather around to watch the pretty glowing Water Rocks of Pain

MAKE A WISH

this is it, this post started it all

hOLD THE FUCK UP spy kids two is supposed to be a light hearted film for the whole family not make me have an existential crisis

this is a spot-on portrayal of working customer service tbh

i see

Losing my mind at the sheer BDE this royal mistress exuded

Charles II was understandly shocked and was all like “babe, please don’t call our son that :(” to which she answered that if he didn’t like how she called him, he only had to give him a new title she could use. The title of Earl of Burford was created for the boy shortly after