dutch FFA

You inadvertently get coded as very confident and fun. You're the most interesting couple. A pairing you wouldn't normally see on paper. The average person isn't going to register that you're doing freaky feeding sessions behind closed doors.

What they see is a guy falling head over heels for one of, if not the fattest girl in the entire bar. You can't insult him, you envy him in a way. Social pressures don't matter to him. You want to talk, maybe spill some secrets of your own. See what he thinks. He won't judge you. He's so happy to be near her. He knows himself so well. You want to figure out how he does it.

I wanna know ur go to tactics

1. fast food every single day!! and i mean EVERY day u must doordash once minimum

2. literally just be addicted to food all i do is eat and when im not eating im thinking about eating. food is my life and i always have snacks on hand

3. ok ok tbh what made me gain the fastest i ever have before is chugging melted ice cream!! i’ve never made a wg shake in my life, but ice cream always did the trick. i was chugging almost a half gallon every other night for abt 2 months straight. that was insane

4. pure laziness.. when i was working that was the only physical activity i got in a day. rn i do absolutely nothing but sit on my ass and watch tv and eat

5. genetics and my slow ass metabolism helps. i just gain rlly easy im a natural i guess

basically everything on this list is the opposite of what any health/wellness influencer is gonna tell u to do in order to live a happy healthy life LMAO