find the crack

all I want in life is financial stability, consistent kinky sex, and good food.

Tired of dumbass nihilist shit. Been there done that Everything matters actually. Like just factually every god damn thing effects Something even if it's not anything huge or obvious. Things cannot exist without having any impact on anything else

Saw a post in some space tags recently that was like. "The galaxy with the earth" "the galaxy without the earth" with the same picture twice and "the universe doesn't care" and that's Fucking Stupid! Ohhh you can't see this planet from that far away.. Shut up. Even ignoring everything going on On the planet, our gravity effects the orbit of the rest of the shit around here. You can't see the moon from that far away either but its gravity still pulls the tides. Eat my ass

"Ohh in the grand scheme of things-" what about the little scheme of things? Huh? Ever thought about that, sadboy? The big picture is made up of brush strokes, fool

dont care didnt ask plus your pessimistic outlook on life is exhausting

"we all die" "love is pointless" "its never gonna get better" yeah ok bitch maybe!!!! i dont care tho im still gonna love with my entire heart and live every day like its my last!!!

my personal curse is the knowledge that I function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable of independently establishing or maintaining that structure and routine

Don’t forget this special feature: at the same time hating when people tell you what to do

straight up the stupidest people on the planet are "logic over emotion" clowns like you fool, youve fallen into the classic trap of believing literally any aspect of the human experience isnt dictated by emotion!

#this edit is so brilliant#like fuck#she just kisses him and than fades from his memories

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper