Together We're Unlimited

Rules: Followers send a number to your ask and you write a drabble using that sentence in your piece! Try to keep up! Expect a TON of requests!

You should’ve known better

I’m not here to win any popularity contest

She’s too smart for you

I was gone a week and you managed to dirty every dish in the house!

You can hit me, but you can’t kiss me

I saved you, but you couldn’t save me

What do you mean you’re closed?

I don’t hate you, I just strongly dislike you.

You remind me of my grandfather.

One more step, I dare you.

I fricken told you this would happen.

Five thousand dollars?!

It’s pitch black in here and I can see you’re blushing

That’s why I’m here, you don’t like it? Divorce me.

I wouldn’t change a thing..except when you vomited on my shoes

If I die, tell the girls I love them

‘Must be this tall to ride’, my ass!

It’s midnight, we’re not getting doughnuts

I’m not watching another scene of that crap

You say you don’t want to, but I know you’re lying

Why are we even doing this anymore?

I’m human too

That cashier is staring at you

Don’t bother coming to find me, I’ll be knee deep in Cheetos and Netflix

Just let me explain…there was this guy and…

Daddy used to tell me ‘never…’

And since when do you wear the pants in this family?

I don’t like you, get out of my fort.

I’m not going to change, you’ll have to deal with it.

One-on-one. Right here, right now.

I think it’s broken

Thanks for texting me, means a lot.

That’s not how I said to do it, do it again

Can you just give me a hug? Just once?

You picked last time.

If you stepped foot in that building, you’d go up in flames.

It’s a zombie, not an alien. Know the difference.

Babe, check it out.

Are you thirty-five or five?

She ran from me, I couldn’t catch her, she just grabbed the…

Do you ever knock???

I’m scared and I don’t want to be alone.

How did that thing get in my living room?

Mow the lawn. Take out the trash. Trim the hedge. Fix the window. Got it?

I said two, not twenty two

Wait, if Melanie likes David then why is Brenda…oooh…I got it

I’m an asshole, shoot me

Twinkies and cotton candy is not dinner!

It was limited edition…

I thought this would make up for it

You borrowed my truck for what?

I triple dog dare ya

I said no, three times to be exact.

Waffles or pancakes? Or wine? Oh..or beer?

Why don’t you try it if it’s so easy?

I didn’t know we were keeping score.

I’ll call in sick…again.

You’re so cute when you’re upset.

Call me that one more time, see what happens.

Put some clothes on for the love of God.

You’re okay, I promise.

What are those??

If you don’t go, I’ll (insert threat here)

If I have clothes on, it’s not technically sleeping with each other.

I’ll be back at noon, clean this up.

It’s only been two weeks.

Sometimes I forget we’re married and not just best friends.

Why is there no hot water?!

Don’t you think it’s a little…much?

I’m done.

It’s relaxing. You should try it.

It’s your turn.

Do you want this? Is this what you really want?

Surprise!

It was all him. I had nothing to do with it.

It tastes like a shoe.

First the washer then the dryer!

How could I stay mad at you?

I just wanted a sandwich, I didn’t mean to start a fire

No shave November, baby!

It’s almost midnight and you haven’t said anything cute at all.

You’ve been watching it for seven hours, I’m asking for five minutes…fifteen minutes tops.

Wait..you can’t tie your shoes?

Turn that damn thing off

Do you always look at me like that?

Did she fall?

What would you do if you never met me?

This isn’t what I want.

We’re playing checkers or you can get the hell out.

Sorry I have feelings too…

The power went out, it’s not the end of the world.

I’ll buy you a new one, just stop pouting

I’ll tell your mom on you

You sold what?!

Superman or batman?

You’ll be homeless if you keep it up.

Liar liar pants on fire

I may have dropped your ring in the lake

If he does that one more time, you’re cleaning it up

Why is it pink?

Crowdfunding: Jinn - A Narrative Film About Identity, Islam & First Love 

by Nijla Baseema

“Summer is a 17-year old carefree black girl, whose world is turned upside down when her mother, a popular meteorologist named Jade Jennings, abruptly converts to Islam and becomes a different person, prompting Summer to reevaluate her identity.

But, while Summer initially resists Islam, she eventually becomes drawn to its teachings, particularly around the “Jinn,” supernatural beings who occupy a parallel world and have free will, like humans. Summer soon realizes that the religion is more complex than she thought, and that people interpret it in different ways. Yet, Summer’s need to be free and untethered to any one way of being clashes with her mother’s strict interpretation of the faith and causes a growing rift between them.

When Summer meets Tahir, a fellow Muslim classmate who attends the same masjid, she is further drawn to the religion and especially to his parent’s fluid, freeing practice of it. As Summer and Tahir build a connection based in laughter, curiosity, and beef pepperoni, a budding sexual attraction ignites, causing a major conflict between physical desire and piety.”

“Some of my earliest memories are in a masjid, making salat alongside women in silk and rayon scarves. I want Summer and Jade’s conversion to reflect the very distinct sensory details that shaped the world I was born into.

Further, this story reflects the duality of my own identity, and my upbringing in a black, half-Islamic home, negotiating Juma prayers, Lil’ Kim CD’s, and early sexuality. I want to create a film with all the trappings of popular coming of age films, but which allow for a black teen girl to serve as our lens into understanding a larger issue…”

Check out the project at  Kickstarter

It is  harder than it looks. Enter your answers and then Tag 10 people! Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real…nothing made up! If the person before you has the same initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice. Have fun

Tagged by @im-2-old-4-this

What is your name: Charlotte (yes, i’m using my penname) A four letter word: Calm A boy’s name: Cameron A girl’s name: Courtney An occupation: Computer Specialist Something you wear: Camouflage A color: Chartreuse  A food: Crawfish Something you find in the bathroom: Concealer A place: Cape Horn A reason for being late: Car Trouble A movie title:  Continuum Something you drink: Champagne A music group/band: Cinderella An animal:  Cheshire Cat A type of car: Civic Title of a song: Cry, Cry, Cry by Hwy 101

I think some of you have already been tagged. If I don’t tag you and you want to please do it anyway!

A four letter word: Four A boy’s name: Felix A girl’s name: Fatima An occupation: Firefighter Something you wear: Footie Pajamas A color: Fuchsia  A food: Fudge Something you find in the bathroom: Face Cream A place: France A reason for being late: Fire alarm A movie title:  Fantasia  Something you drink: Frappachino A music group/band: Furge  An animal:  Ferret A type of car: Ford Title of a song: Fall to Pieces Avril Lavine 

I hate…

And I mean HATE…

The sound of CHEWING.

Especially smacking.

CLOSE YOUR DAMN MOUTH! THIS ISN’T A BARN! GAHHHHHHH!!!!!