Faerie Gothfather

curling up and sleeping in a beautiful womans ash tray

teaching my 2 y/o son to smoke on a porch to calm down when he feels like crying

you have a wound that will never heal? me too! actually it's gradually widening and expanding, consuming more of me with each passing day [props my chin in my hands and smiles at you] at what point do you think i'll become the wound itself and not simply the bearer?

“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

im really sleepy but what if instead i watched the scott pilgrim show all night entirely because ramona flowers has cool hair

i need her

maia, are you secretly scott pilgrim?

no i am ramona flowers and i also need ramona flowers i hope this makes sense

like the entire reason the term “poser” exists is that subcultures are not identities they never have been. theyre like. communities. that you have to be present in. to be a part of that culture. because it is a subculture.

new yorker is a feeling i hate gatekeepers telling me that because i have lived in california my whole life i cant be a new yorker

so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics

This is the opposite of a recipe blog