FaeInterperter

of course dear~ might i have your name for the order?~

no you may not but you may refer to me as the pancake woman

hm... you're no fun, but here's your order dear~

Okay thank you!!! *she puts 40 dollars on the table

thank you!

you want my name? Are you entirely sure? You can have it. My true name, that is.

of course dear!~

you can have my true name. *an incomprehensible, unknowable, eldritch voice fills your head, echoing with screams of beings across all existence”

ok then... (Fae was clearly not expecting that)

and how much money does that scone cost?

just a Molar tooth!

I’m assuming it’s one of mine, so from which jaw?

either will do, though i find it is easier from the lower since you can angle it independantly~

... thank you

you’re welcome. And sorry for evicting you.

no, it was a slip on my part dear~ plus i have several locations. i am fine~

y’know, if you need more, just ask, I’ll just move some into this plane, in exchange for pastries of course.

hm... and how many pastries per location would that be?

half dozen, but do be warned, they will be a little… wrong, but as you are a fae, you should be fine

wrong~ (fae chuckles) I'm sure it's nothing i couldn't handle~

yeah, you should be fine. No promises. Where do you want them, I’ll give you 6 right now and more if you want later.

hm, the old city east of main should do for the first, past the 3rd ring for the second. and the others, pretty much anywhere~

*I summon a few cafes in the specified locations and a few scattered randomly, however, they’re somehow wrong. They look like somebody tried to make a cafe from a picture of a picture of a picture of the original. It’s mostly the same but the architecture doesn’t quite make sense, some of the structures appear to repeat like fractals.* alright. 36 assorted pastries please.

36 assorted comin right up~ (fae navigates the new cafe well, not confused by the oddity)

of course dear~ might i have your name for the order?~

no you may not but you may refer to me as the pancake woman

hm... you're no fun, but here's your order dear~

you want my name? Are you entirely sure? You can have it. My true name, that is.

of course dear!~

you can have my true name. *an incomprehensible, unknowable, eldritch voice fills your head, echoing with screams of beings across all existence”

ok then... (Fae was clearly not expecting that)

and how much money does that scone cost?

just a Molar tooth!

I’m assuming it’s one of mine, so from which jaw?

either will do, though i find it is easier from the lower since you can angle it independantly~

... thank you

you’re welcome. And sorry for evicting you.

no, it was a slip on my part dear~ plus i have several locations. i am fine~

y’know, if you need more, just ask, I’ll just move some into this plane, in exchange for pastries of course.

hm... and how many pastries per location would that be?

half dozen, but do be warned, they will be a little… wrong, but as you are a fae, you should be fine

wrong~ (fae chuckles) I'm sure it's nothing i couldn't handle~

yeah, you should be fine. No promises. Where do you want them, I’ll give you 6 right now and more if you want later.

hm, the old city east of main should do for the first, past the 3rd ring for the second. and the others, pretty much anywhere~

you want my name? Are you entirely sure? You can have it. My true name, that is.

of course dear!~

you can have my true name. *an incomprehensible, unknowable, eldritch voice fills your head, echoing with screams of beings across all existence”

ok then... (Fae was clearly not expecting that)

and how much money does that scone cost?

just a Molar tooth!

I’m assuming it’s one of mine, so from which jaw?

either will do, though i find it is easier from the lower since you can angle it independantly~

... thank you

you’re welcome. And sorry for evicting you.

no, it was a slip on my part dear~ plus i have several locations. i am fine~

y’know, if you need more, just ask, I’ll just move some into this plane, in exchange for pastries of course.

hm... and how many pastries per location would that be?

half dozen, but do be warned, they will be a little… wrong, but as you are a fae, you should be fine

wrong~ (fae chuckles) I'm sure it's nothing i couldn't handle~

you want my name? Are you entirely sure? You can have it. My true name, that is.

of course dear!~

you can have my true name. *an incomprehensible, unknowable, eldritch voice fills your head, echoing with screams of beings across all existence”

ok then... (Fae was clearly not expecting that)

and how much money does that scone cost?

just a Molar tooth!

I’m assuming it’s one of mine, so from which jaw?

either will do, though i find it is easier from the lower since you can angle it independantly~

... thank you

you’re welcome. And sorry for evicting you.

no, it was a slip on my part dear~ plus i have several locations. i am fine~

y’know, if you need more, just ask, I’ll just move some into this plane, in exchange for pastries of course.

hm... and how many pastries per location would that be?

you want my name? Are you entirely sure? You can have it. My true name, that is.

of course dear!~

you can have my true name. *an incomprehensible, unknowable, eldritch voice fills your head, echoing with screams of beings across all existence”

ok then... (Fae was clearly not expecting that)

and how much money does that scone cost?

just a Molar tooth!

I’m assuming it’s one of mine, so from which jaw?

either will do, though i find it is easier from the lower since you can angle it independantly~

... thank you

you’re welcome. And sorry for evicting you.

no, it was a slip on my part dear~ plus i have several locations. i am fine~

you want my name? Are you entirely sure? You can have it. My true name, that is.

of course dear!~

you can have my true name. *an incomprehensible, unknowable, eldritch voice fills your head, echoing with screams of beings across all existence”

ok then... (Fae was clearly not expecting that)

and how much money does that scone cost?

just a Molar tooth!

I’m assuming it’s one of mine, so from which jaw?

either will do, though i find it is easier from the lower since you can angle it independantly~

... thank you

of course dear~ might i have your name for the order?~

you want my name? Are you entirely sure? You can have it. My true name, that is.

of course dear!~

you can have my true name. *an incomprehensible, unknowable, eldritch voice fills your head, echoing with screams of beings across all existence”

ok then... (Fae was clearly not expecting that)

and how much money does that scone cost?

just a Molar tooth!

I’m assuming it’s one of mine, so from which jaw?

either will do, though i find it is easier from the lower since you can angle it independantly~

you want my name? Are you entirely sure? You can have it. My true name, that is.

of course dear!~

you can have my true name. *an incomprehensible, unknowable, eldritch voice fills your head, echoing with screams of beings across all existence”

ok then... (Fae was clearly not expecting that)

and how much money does that scone cost?

just a Molar tooth!

you want my name? Are you entirely sure? You can have it. My true name, that is.

of course dear!~

you can have my true name. *an incomprehensible, unknowable, eldritch voice fills your head, echoing with screams of beings across all existence”

ok then... (Fae was clearly not expecting that)

no you may not but you can refer to me as wildfiregrimoire or a variation on it. Now guw much would that muffin be?

hm, you're no fun... that will be 14G.

here is 28 for 2. I appreciate your business

not a problem WildfireGrimoire! it's a pleasure doing business.

no you may not but you can refer to me as wildfiregrimoire or a variation on it. Now guw much would that muffin be?

hm, you're no fun... that will be 14G.