samantha

Shout out to "i wanna socialize with my Internet friends but I don't have anything to talk about", gotta be one of my least favorite predicaments

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

brasilian recepies; yeah just mix all this stuff together it will taste great, and then you put enough flour the the point. What does to the point mean? You know. Until it hits the point

it just makes sense

"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." - Eric Hoffer

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wait omg i didnt notice the word cock

Say it with me now: Neil Perry survived, became an actor and went on to starr in the 1993 movie "Much Ado About Nothing" under a new identity as Robert Sean Leonard so his father wouldn't track him down. Him and Todd are also a couple.

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RIP to Todd Anderson, Neil Perry, Charlie Dalton, Steven Meeks, Gerard Pitts, Knox Overstreet, Richard Cameron and most importantly John Keating. All of you would have hated AI