In Need Of Change

“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”

“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.”

“Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap.”

"Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis."

“Boy/Girl, you put your foot on my coffee table, I’m gonna whack you with a spoon.”

“Who do you think is a hotter psychic: Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt or you?”

"I had a crappy guidance counselor."

"Dude, you fugly."

“I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it.”

"Hold me, ____. That was beautiful."

“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”

“That fabric softener teddy bear? Oh, I’m gonna hunt that little bitch down.”

“You better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass!”

"I miss conversations that didn’t start with 'this killer truck.'"

"Next time you wanna get laid, find a girl/guy that’s not so buckets-of-crazy, huh?"

"People believe in Santa Claus. How come I’m not getting hooked up every Christmas?"

“What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!”

"I think I'll pass on the seventy two virgins, thanks. I'm not that into prude chicks/dudes anyway."

“My name is _____. I ‘m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women/men. And I did not kill anyone.”

“MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of porn site?”

“This is the dumbest thing you've ever done."

"Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?"

"Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating."

“What do you wanna do, poke her/him with a stick? Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!”

“We’re not working for the Mandroid!”

"Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"

"Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"

"I think I learned a valuable lesson: Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's, or you might get filleted by a hooker from God".

"Dude, you full-on had a girl/guy inside you for like a whole week. That’s pretty naughty"

“________, this is a very serious investigation. We don't have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah.”

"They made me slow dance."

"What about a human by day, a freak animal killing machine by moonlight don't you understand? I mean werewolves are badass!"

“You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. Because, I mean, it kinda does.”

"Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie."

“I lost my shoe.”

“I’m Batman!”

“Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.”

“I'm gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.”

“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex."

“Don’t objectify me."

"You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill ya!"

“These tacos taste funny to you?”

"I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples."

"What visage are you in now? Holy tax accountant?"

“Ah, you have brought a repast. Excellent. Continue to be of such service, and your life will be spared.”

“Oh, I'm not carrying that. It could go off. I'll man the flashlight.”

“That was scary!”

"Zombie-ghost orgy, huh? Well, that's it. I'm torching everybody."

"On Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors."

"This body is 100 percent socially conscious.I recycle. Al Gore would be proud."

"Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again."

"Today you will have the honor of playing one of the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, cunning. A game with one simple rule. Dodge."

“The whistle makes me their god.”

“______'s the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone”

“Details are everything. You don’t want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance.”

"For fans, they sure do complain a lot."

“Oh yeah, life as an angel condom. That's real fun. I think I'll pass, thanks.”

“No, he's/she's not on any flatbread.”

"Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week."

“You mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little cloud-seeding?”

“There are two things I know for certain. One: Bert and Ernie are gay. Two: you are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch.”

"You were wasted by a teenage mutant ninja angel?”

"Today, you're my little bitch."

"This isn’t funny, _____. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!"

"Check it out. Four score and seven years ago ... I had a funny hat."

"Brains trumps legs, apparently."

“I believe that (he-)witch gave you the clap.”

“I have genital herpes.”

“Son of a bitch!”

“Calm down? I am wearing sunglasses at night! You know who does that? No-talent douchebags!"

“Boop!”

“I would love to have the sex with you.”

“One leather jacket, one sasquatch."

“I don’t understand that reference.”

“Dude, you punched a cupid."

"I found a liquor store. And I drank it."

"Hey ass-butt!"

Franklin Clark is an Omega and a Medium hailing from Cassadaga. He wanders all over the world offering his spiritual services...

"Beware the frozen heart."

"The skies awake, so I'm awake!"

"Do you wanna build a snowman?"

"The heart is not so easily changed."

"There is beauty in it....but also great danger."

"Fear will be your enemy."

"Come on let's go and play."

"I never see you anymore."

"We used to be best buddies."

"I wish you would tell me why!"

"It doesn't have to be a snowman."

"Conceal it, don't feel it. Don't let it show."

"I think some company is overdue, I've started talking to the pictures on the walls."

"I don't want to hurt you!"

"______ please, I know you're in there."

"People have been asking where you're been."

"They say have courage and I'm trying to."

"I'm right out here for you, just let me in."

"We only have each other."

"What are we gonna do?"

"Why have a ballroom with no balls?"

"There'll be actual real live people, it'll be totally strange."

"Wow am I so ready for this change."

"For the first time in forever, there'll be music, there'll be light."

"Don't know if I'm elated or gassy, but I'm somewhere in that zone."

"For the first time in forever, I won't be alone."

"I can't wait to meet everyone!"

"What if I meet the one?"

"I suddenly see him standing there, a beautiful stranger, tall and fair."

"I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face."

"Which is totally bizarre."

"Nothing like the life I've led so far."

"For the first time in forever, I could be noticed by someone."

"And I know it's totally crazy."

"At least I've got a chance."

"Don't let them in, don't let them see."

"Be the good girl you always have to be."

"Make one wrong move and everyone will know."

"But it's only for today."

"It's agony to wait."

"A chance to change my lonely world."

"A chance to find true love."

"Nothing's in my way."

"I'm awkward, you're gorgeous."

"Wait, what?"

"Like the chicken with the face of a monkey!"

"Your physique helps, I'm sure."

"Can I just say something crazy?"

"I love crazy!"

"I've been searching my whole life to find my own place."

"It's nothing like I've ever known before."

"Love is an open door."

"I mean it's crazy, we finish each others-"

"Sandwiches!"

"That's what I was gonna say!"

"I've never met someone who thinks so much like me."

"Jinx! Jinx again!"

"You and I were just meant to be."

"Say goodbye to the pain of the past."

"Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?"

"Can I say something even crazier? Yes!"

"I'm sorry, I'm confused."

"May I talk to you please? Alone?"

"You can't marr someone you just met!"

You can if it's true love!"

"Oh, _____, what do you know about true love?"

"All you know is how to shut people out."

"I can't live like this anymore!"

"Why do you shut me out? Why do you shut the world out?"

"What are you so afraid of?!"

"I'm completely ordinary!"

"She/he would never hurt me."

"A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like I'm the queen."

"Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried."

"Don't let them know? Well know they know!"

"Let it go."

"Can't hold it back anymore."

"I don't care what they're going to say."

The cold never bothered me anyway."

"You'll never see me cry."

"Here I stand, and here I'll stay."

"I'm never going back."

"The past is in the past."

"That perfect girl/guy is gone."

"She/he's a stinker."

"Snow. It had to be snow."

"Ooh, and sauna!"

"Hoo-hoo!"

"Big summer blowout!"

"Now back up, while I deal with this crook here."

"Reindeers are better than people."

"Yeah, people will beat you and curse you and cheat you."

"Everyone of them's bad, except you."

"But people smell better than reindeers."

"That's once again true, for all except you."

"We leave now, right now."

"Hold on, we like to go fast!"

"Wait, you got engaged to someone you just met that?!"

Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?"

"Foot size doesn't matter."

"What if you hate the way he picks his nose? And eats it."

"All men do it."

"Are you some sort of love expert?"

"Because I don't trust your judgement."

"Who marries a man she just met?!"

"It's true love!"

"You almost set me on fire!"

"But I just paid it off."

"I understand if you don't want to help me anymore."

"This whole thing has ruined me for helping anyone else."

"Sometimes I really don't like you."

"No, not yellow. Yellow and snow? No go."

"You're creepy."

"It's just a head!"

"Why are you hanging off the earth like a bat?"

"Hi, I'm ____ and I like warm hugs."

"Who's the funky looking reindeer over there?"

"I don't know why, but I've always loved the idea of summer."

"I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat."

"Sometimes I like to imagine what it will be like when summer does come."

"The hot and the cold are both so intense, put them together it just makes sense."

"Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle."

"I'm gonna tell him."

"Don't you dare!"

"Somebody's gotta tell him."

"Oh look at that, I've been impaled."

"I wouldn't put your foot there. Or there."

"Nobody wants to be alone. Except maybe you."

"That was like a crazy trust exercise."

"I'm gonna cry."

"Go ahead, I won't judge."

"Do you think she knows how to knock?"

"It opened! That's a first."

"It's a palace made of ice! Ice is my life!"

"Please don't shut me out again."

"Please don't slam the door."

"You don't have to keep your distance anymore."

"I will be right here."

"You mean well, but leave me be."

"Just stay away, and you'll be safe from me."

"I'm such a fool, I can't be free."

"We can face this thing together."

"What power do you have to stop me?"

'It is not nice to throw people!"

"Don't talk to him like that."

"My hair? Look at your hair!"

"You hesitated."

"I like to consider myself a love expert."

"Take off your clothes!"

"Why are you holding back from such a man/woman?"

"So he's got a few flaws."

"You can fix this fixer upper with a little bit of love."

"He only likes to tinkle in the woods."

"She/he's engaged to someone else, okay?"

"Only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart."

"Don't be the monster they fear you are."

"Oh, ______ if only there was someone out there who loved you."

"Love is putting someone elses needs before yours."

"Some people are worth melting for."

"The only frozen heart around here is yours."

♛ : OTP for my muse

☠ : NOTP for my muse

♙ : Character my muse hates

♗ : Child!Character my muse would adopt.

♠ : Character my muse would have a one night stand with.

♥ : Weird ship I have for my muse.

♜ : My muse's best friend.

☢ : Character my muse is afraid of.

☣ : Character my muse respects greatly.