Charmies will be like this is a STATEMENT and it's a fuck you pic on a private account with under a thousand followers where's the COMEDY awards for these kweens 👑

Charmies will crop all the articles that made an effort to explain why Tim's choices in fashion are being praised and worthy to talk about and will reduce it to yup, cuz he's ghey.

No bc I'm still staring at the wall totally fazed at how these women will watch that Colbert interview where Timothée does that loud No to having practiced kissing w Zendaya and think that's. literal? have you. not witnessed humor before? and even if not, you'd stan a man who'd straight up be that rude towards a co-star sitting right NEXT to him? a kindergardener would read that whole situation better than that but whatever

Something about the fact that armie hammer stans have to add bulgarian to every mention of effie is disturbing. You all act so woke and righteous, blog about morals and being fair and being accepting and inclusive all day every day, yet reach for sad stereotypes when it comes to people you want gone. Also calling her a prostitute and for what? and defending hammer's kinks in the next breath. Pathetic and shows you are ready to throw out all those values you claim to protect the moment you fear the sequel might not happen.

"pic or it didn't happen 💅🏼" except when it's pic, but it didn't happen (with a woman) or no pic, but it happened (with the harmster) charmie brains are literally fascinating

Crossing all 🤞 Charmies will make a parallel of Harmstash holding that red wet speedo with the ones from cmbyn 🙏🙏 plssss tell me they will include it in their 2021 archives it is SOLID PROOF he is in fact Oliver

Do Charmies get an end of year thank you letter to employees from simpi? 😃 thanking all departments (Silencing, Manips, Letters to the Females, Ctrl+F CMBYN in Articles) for their extensive efforts in cleaning the king's shit this whole long year? with a 🎄 holiday postcard attachment of something phallic symbol with hashtag forevermore, promising boni for those who continue to be loyal next year, like some juicy juicy proof that's been kept under wraps (socks probably) or more phallic symbols, more hashtags? 🙏 blessed hammerdays