Captain Fantastic and the Pineapple King
Captain Fantastic and the Pineapple King by buckyfuckybarnes on Ao3 ~ 1/1 ~ 30, 470 words ~ Teen and Up Audiences ~ No Archive Warnings Apply ~ Stucky
Shit. She hadnāt noticed him yet. Maybe he could turn and leave without them noticing ā Sam would understand. Sam was the most empathetic person he knew. He wouldnāt scold Steve for coming home spice-less to avoid an awkward encounter with an ex. Surely. They drew closer. Fuck. Please donāt notice me, please donāt notice me, please donāt notice me⦠āSteve?ā Fuck. In which Steve is saved from his ex in a grocery store, Bucky Barnes is Way Too Chill about absolutely everything, and Sam has had enough of all of these goddamn pineapples in his fucking house. Or: The five times Steve received a pineapple (and one PiƱa Colada) and the one time he didnāt
- oml this story cracked me up, one of my favourite 5+1ā²s ever and really got me into the stucky ship - Ella <3
posted this to the wrong account djkflasdhfasdhflsd i be hella dumb tho














