clown girl going down on you and all you hear is the sound of a slide whistle

do you mind if i witness ur tumblr situationship from a third party point of view?

You should grab his dick through his clothes, look him in the eye, tell him you love him, and feel it grow and twitch and throb in your hand.

This weather really gets me in the mood to stalk a doe eyed girl in the woods

if i had a wife i would protect her in every videogame we played

Computer make this guy pathetic and crying

Computer strip him of all his morals then touch him inappropriately

Knight who fucks the princess with the hilt of his sword, making her cry and whine after she was a tease all day long.

groping his bulge while he’s trying to complete important tasks and watching him slowly lose his focus <3

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

I hope you’re into weird little freaks who never learned how to be normal in social settings