Battletech Bay-bee

Quest ladies in Monster Hunter 1-3 + Generations + Rise: a local official who does paperwork for you and other hunters and sends reports to the Guild. You go out and hunt to make money, and she makes sure you abide by Guild rules.

Guildmarm / Sophia in Monster Hunter 4: the quest lady of your specific caravan, who still does essentially the same work, but since she's traveling with you, no other hunters work with her, and the relationship becomes a lot more personal.

The Handler in Monster Hunter World: your personal quest lady, who keeps track of your exploits as you explore the New World. Every hunter seems to have their own handler in this game. She is your partner, and together you follow the orders of the Commander. Comes with you into the field, but stays at camp. Often speaks for you in cutscenes since the protag is silent, but doesn't really do much outside of the usual paperwork.

Smoking on that splendiferous, early clan-era, Nova cat swamp grass, shit so purple the cloud causes sensor failure in any battlemech not manufactured on Detroit. We’re smoking Clan Burrock premium skittles, we’re smoking ER PPC!

Smuggling bricks of that sticky homemade bubba kush into the Draconis Combine, if a yakuza steps to me I’ll turn his ass to dust and snort it. I have no honour, I violate Zellbrigen on the daily. The ops wrote the Ares Convention to keep me in check, had to shit on ‘em anyways. I’m banned from every strip club in the free worlds league, call that Glory Hole To Marik, ha ha.

I keep a TSM fleshlight in the cockpit, right next to the blicky. That pussy stank like a Timber Wolf B. I was running coke for Stefan Amaris and selling it to Kerensky, I have no loyalty to anybody! You ain’t ever seen a sea-bill in your life, jit!

Lostech vicodin made my dick ferro-fibrous. I really do this shit, it’s one phone call and you’re never taking a contract again, dezgra. This shit ain’t nothing to me, man.

Ghost Pokemon - Halloween 2023