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Not as much said as there should be about Anna effortlessly listing like a dozen Shakespeare plays after failing to name 10 movies, general, that start with the letter B.
AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.
date of origin: 2015.
month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in
yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second
many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third
whoever tells u different brushes won't fix ur drawing is fucking lying. sometimes (many times) it really is your instrument and if u feel like it is then go find yourself something nicer to work with..... mwah and good luck

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Scientists have developed a breakthrough “superfood” for honeybees by engineering yeast to produce the essential nutrients normally found in
TLDR- Modern agriculture pollen is low in nutrients, and there aren’t enough wildflowers. Science has to develop vitamins to supplement the diets of agricultural bees. So plant some wildflowers for the wild bees near you.
you’ve heard of vitamin B, now get ready for bee vitamins
Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches
dog i gotta move like yesterday
PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.
AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.
CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone

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ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten
Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.
Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch
Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are
I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.
"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen
"codify" is such a fun word. lawmakers! turn this into a fish
One shot idea just came to me and I might write the damn thing.
Young and ambitious Maria Hill returns to the SHIELD offices late one night after a holiday party to retrieve some files she'll dive into over her Christmas break. She passes Director Peggy Carter's office and stops. The door is open. From out in the hall, she sees the older woman standing at her desk and staring out the windows with a drink at her side. Peggy notices Maria in the reflection and turns coolly, placing the highball glass on her desk as she notes, "It's awfully late, Miss Hill, even for a motivated agent such as yourself. Might I help you with something?" It's the first time Maria's ever had the opportunity to speak with her in this kind of informal setting. There's a hundred things she'd like to know. First, how does The Director Carter know who she is?! Second, what is it like running SHIELD? Did she have to fight to get where she is? How many men have tried to discredit her over the years? What are her thoughts on the feminist movement? How does she juggle her personal life with her professional one? Is it true that she once punched a guy on an Air Force base when she was barely old enough to drink? Does she still incorporate boxing in her fitness regimen? How does she feel about the current presidential administration? If she had to recommend one advanced degree for a fellow woman in this line of work, what would it be? And as all of these questions populate in her mind like wild fires in California, Maria is absolutely mortified when one slips out rather inelegantly: "Is it true, the stories about you and Captain America?" Peggy pauses to narrow her eyes in a fascinated study of the young agent. It's not often that people work up the nerve to ask her. Most of the time, they just whisper about it behind her back. Before Maria's panic can lead her to walk back the question, Peggy reaches for the glass she had just abandoned on her desk. Her wrist sweeps in a small circle, sloshing the gin and ice around, before she sips from the rim. When she's done, she gestures to the leather Chesterfield sofa and orders, "Have a seat, Agent Hill, and I'll tell you all about them."
My hope for whoever is reading this is that your life starts making sense and coming together. I hope the good days are right around the corner for you.

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Writing tips:
“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context
“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
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