fuck off

1. tamara ( for his mother )2. emilie ( for his great-aunt, who raised him )3. liliane ( his older sister’s middle name ; because he’s a french fuck )

ezra has never technically been employed ( or has had need to ), but he did spend a summer in high school at a cousin’s law office in new york as an “intern”. he knows that he’s very fortunate and is grateful that he has never had to and will never need to work in retail or the food service industry.

❛ nice work, dumbass. ❜

fortunately and unfortunately perhaps, ezra isn’t a very materialistic person, so all worldly possessions that he would have would probably go to his older sister meredith, with the exception of his ( really nice ) car, which would go to his brother alex. he would probably have the rest of his trust fund split between his siblings.

recently ( in the last year or so ), ezra has been experiencing random events of tachycardia. in one such event, he felt pain in his chest that didn’t usually accompany this experience, and was worried that he was having a heart attack, so he had his roommate drive him to the ICU. he was fine within the hour.

1. charles ( for his paternal grandfather; ezra has an affinity for family names )2. james ( for his great-uncle, the late husband of his great aunt who raised him )3. jean-luc ( because ezra’s a french fuck )

✄: what my muse would say to the mun if they had the opportunity

❛ Hey, that’s not fair. I’m a real sportsman, and I would never pull something like that, especially with you. Well, I figure since Seattle now, probably the small bit of Idaho at the top and then Montana. Missoula, Helena maybe. I mean, I’m sure that you can find fancy restaurants, but we should definitely go somewhere while in a blue state. You have to promise me that, when we’re at the restaurant, we can pretend that it’s your birthday so we can get free dessert. Is that a bet ?? I can totally rack up enough food in a vending machine to make it cost as much as one fancy glass of win. Atoning for your sins, though ?? ❜

❛ I was just trying to do some fun activities, but then you had to go and cheat. I don’t appreciate this dishonesty, Jude, I didn’t think that this would come from a Yale man. Well, if we end up in Napa Valley, there will be some very fine wines there, although we’ve already gone in the opposite direction. What can I say ?? Swimming always works up an appetite, one that I can’t control, plus I just love those little powdered donuts, but I’ll make sure to go crazy just for you. And when did you get to be so Catholic ?? ❜

❛ Oh boy. I guess in this situation I can’t plead the fifth, so I guess I’d marry Juda, because we mostly get along, fuck Ash, and kill Greyson. Sorry, gentlemen. ❜

❛ Okay, well, I guess since I’m unfortunately and unfairly buying dinner in the city of your choice, would you buy me something out of the vending machine at the end of the hallway by the ice machine ?? I mean, we can hang out in the pool here for a little while longer, it’s so beautiful but I left my wallet in my room, and I’m kind of afraid to go back in there. Besides, you cheated. I should get a million things from the vending machine to make up for that. ❜

❛ High. ❜