hey boo

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny

Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed

me: it’s ok i’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? you can go to hell

x

i’m such a “look at the sky” “look at the sunset” “look at the moon” stay in the car to listen to the rest of the song typa person

what are the odds that a dude with the last name Bolt would be so fuckening fast

If you ask someone to get tested before yall engage in sexual activities and they give you a rough time… fucking run. They can keep whatever they have to themselves.

“and we didn’t talk after that” is probably the saddest thing to say

does weed work if you’re not wearing huf socks