Hi There.

Owen: oh, that's on my birthday! I'll bring a cake Jazz: no, that's okay Owen: who doesn't like cake? Jazz: No, I like cake. I just refuse to eat it in celebration of... you.

Owen: I've never put Nick Bell in danger Seth: remember that time you were dangling him over McMagnus bridge high off experimental drugs? Owen: I was not dangling him! ... I had him in a bridal carry.

Seth: I just wanted you to know... I'll be mean to Owen if you want me to Nick: No, it's fine Seth: No really, I was planning on being mean to him anyways.

Pyro Storm: do you think you can take Shadow Star? Nick: I mean, probably. He can't be that big. Pyro Storm: .... Nick: OH! You mean like in a fight? Ha, absolutely not.

Nick: Seth said we're having burgers tonight Aaron: If Seth jumped off a bridge, would you? Nick: ... Aaron: Nicholas Bell! Nick: well- I mean it depends. Aaron: Don't jump off bridges! Nick: I wasn't planning on it! Aaron: But if Seht jumped off, would you? Nick: ... Aaron: NICK!

Rebecca: You have a very hostile tone, Pyro Storm. Guardian: That's just how he sounds! He has an asshole voice. Everything's fine. Pyro, tell her everything's fine Pyro Storm: *with contempt* everything's fine

Owen: I feel like you're judging me Seth: I'm not judging you! I am heavily judging your father, though.

Martha: do you want to tell your uncle what happened after school today? Seth: huh? Oh, uh, I went on a date with Nicky. Martha: Not that! The other thing! Seth: Oh. The guy who tried to kill me? Martha: YES! The people who tried to kill you? Seth: Oh yeah. There's a new supervillain.

Jazz: Why have you taped a piece of paper saying 'no' to you forehead? Seth: it's my reminder to not fight Owen Jazz: you can't see it? Gibby: it's not working very well Seth: ...pity.

Seth: I'm never gonna get taller Martha: don't worry! I didn't hit my growth spurt until I was fifteen, neither did Bob. We're a family of late bloomers Seth: why's that matter? I'm adopted! Bob: Who told you!?

Owen: I'm sure you're a very smart and honest person Seth: thank you. If I wasn't so honest, I'd return the compliment.