extra lego brick

phil lays an egg and it's dan's child. i said oh i'm sure.

bonus:

we could make any joke like ‘dan and phil could/should just do [insert literally anything no matter how absurd it sounds]’ and it is suddenly not a joke.

it’s out in the universe, dan and phil are listening.

they’re out and proud and nothing is off the table - think you’re safe because of youtube guidelines? phatreon laughs at your naivety.

think you’re safe because it’s something that couldn’t be filmed? the hard launch podcast laughs at you, looms over you and bellows. richard the she/her icon rolls over your hand as you desperately try to grasp a memory of a time when you didn’t feel this unnerved by the possibility of the unknown, a time when you didn’t know the backstory of some of the most iconic phannie history moments, a time when you thought their first meeting was a fairytale, and you didn’t know that dan thought phil was wearing a wig, but it sends a chill down your spine as it makes sense when you look back.