I'll sort this blog out someday

*walks up to a couple* so which one of you is the cheetah and which one of you is the golden retriever who keeps the cheetah from stressing themselves to death

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

*picks up a potion I will never use in the game* *picks up a potion I will never use in the game* *picks up a potion I will never use in the game* *picks up a potion I will never use in the game* *picks up a

it's always "you need to quit using the demon blade that is corrupting your soul and encouraging you to shed oceans of blood in its name cold turkey, you need to stop right now" and never "let's discuss some harm reduction techniques that will help you to form a more positive, safer relationship with the demon blade"

“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

i actually fucking hate this website lmao

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

Welcome to Tumblr, we *smack* are a normal *smack* social media blogging *smack smack smack* website.

4. Turn up the dynamite, let's MAKE it real

Do you like the color of the sky?  miniature version

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops