Plague of Shitshows

fellas...

// beta bodyswaps! sprite edition

c’mon now; she just wants you to be yourself!

/some more non-official bodyswap i love these kiddos 

Perdy hesitates before leaving the stubborn and confusing man to his spot. A little while later, there’s a faint KACHUNK noise from somewhere over yonder, and ballistic experimentation resumes.

“But sir, you might be within range of several very large projectiles! Getting hit may result in death, dismemberment, or extensive bruising!”

“Hail! Excuse me, there, young man! You happen to be sitting within range of my catapult! I wouldn’t want you to get hit! Do you think you could relocate to another nice stretch of grass? For your own safety, of course!”