"Tachyon means a "faster-than-light particle," but the goal I'm aiming for lies far beyond that."
Hello umablr. Whether you know me well or not, I am Agnes Tachyon. Digital and Pokke pushed me onto here for 'healthy interaction' but.. I'd rather use this chance for more data on human behavior. Enough stalling, let us start this test.
(5/23): If I am getting her character incorrect, block me and move on. There are like 5 other Tachyon blogs for you to run to.
Hi! This is a roleplay/askblog for Agnes Tachyon from Umamusume.
I am not a fictive or fictionkin, I'm doing this because I really like Tachyon and I want to test my luck with hosting an askblog!
Please hold your horses and keep asks as SFW (safe for work), I am okay with shipping.
(anons used to be off but now they're on because i trust tumblr..)
I will try my best to stay in character! This is my first time running a askblog.
anything from me (mod) will put as //ooc (out of character)
all posts will have #experimentswithtachyon and um.. asks will have #moredatafortachyon
#tachyonyap is for when im self-projecting and staying in character!
and #nottachyon is for any asks that are directed towards me.. any posts i make of me yapping usually get deleted
thats it i think... i hope yall stay safe and have a wonderful day!!!!
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there are 30. 30 opedotolings spread across like ~10 accounts.
for the love of the goddesses can we not swamp the umablr tag full of stupid opedotolings with ZERO personality outside of "ooh our mama doto is so cool π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίshe's better than the goddesses π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί she can do nothing wrong π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί".
yes, i will admit that was harsh, but opedoto is NOT that serious. yes, i know there are opedotolings that have an actual personality that arent a part of the hivemind.
i just wanted to vent because every time i see one of them on my feed i want to slam my head into the wall.
this is specifically targeted to all of the opedotolings that are in one big hivemind to make umablr torture for anyone who doesn't ship opedoto. them and those anons.
all of the other opedoto kids that ARENT trying to force opedoto? you're good. i dont care about yall.
please. if any of the hivemind sees this. touch grass and tone it down. get a job while you're at it.
this isnt meant to attack anyone, im just sick and tired of umablr being flooded with opedoto.
Good day yall, How are we doing? Some people have let me know that they arn't all up for anons adding to their reblog chains. So:
If you are okay with the mailroom potentially inserting anonymous messages into your reblog chains, feel free to comment or reblog this post and ill make note of it!
Keep in mind, its no problem if you want to opt out whenever! Just let me know and ill make sure none of that stuff makes it your way.
"The Situation".. You mean the whole situation with Opera and Doto, right?
Looking at the chaos Doto has caused... Well, she had it coming.
Murder, sexual assualt and normal assault aren't the type of things to be taken lightly. If we're thinking logically, she should've gotten more consequences than expulsion and rehabilitation.
Any Anons that come running to me, begging for me to help her, will be my next guinea pigs. Understood?
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Tachyon, would you happen to know an Agnes Surgeon?
~ @brandnewkindofconstellation
Ah.. I don't know her well, my memory is a little fuzzy when it comes to family members.
Supposedly, she dropped out of racing suddenly after her fourth race. Kind of like how I did, but she doesn't have any records of retiring or getting injured.
..it's interesting how an umamusume can slip out of racing like that, with no traces of where she went.
Do you have experiments for stuff about the brain? Me having different parts of it awake at different times could probably help a bunch! - @unihemispherical
Er.. Not really, if I'm being honest. Mostly because of the lack of tools and guinea pigs.
..now that you're bringing it up, your brain structure would change things. Maybe the speed elixir would work differently on you?
The better question is, are you willing? Or did the others collapsing scare you off from doing that?
//THAT'S??? SO MANY LIKES??? ive genuinenly never gotten that far in any of my other sideblogs... woah....
THANK YOU ALL!!! I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A MARVELOUS DAY!!!
.."How to reconstruct an uma from ribbons of body". Hm.. Do you mean actual ribbons? Or are you calling the nervous system or cardiovascular system ribbons?
I wonder if an Uma could run and play an organ at the same time. Maybe if you were to modify a steamtrunk punchcard calliope on a cart so that the rotation of the axle gave it power, an uma pulling the cart rickshaw style could make it play.
..I feel like this is one of those things where you need to physically draw what you're thinking.
I don't think this would work the way you want it to work.
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There's also around four (//active) Tachyons here.
..the "copies", whatever you call them, are common. There's no "original" uma if there's multiples. Unless you're counting which one came onto Umablr first.
Hello umablr. I think Iβve been here for nearly 2 months now? And this has been my favorite aquarium that in get to watch and tap during this exam season so I wanted to give my flowers to the folks responsible
Initially I was Gona send individual anion asks to each, and then I got to the mod of trancend/dober/air messaiah/Fortnite/chiynono-you get the picture- and couldnβt figure out which account to send to, so Iβm just Gona make a big post instead to become comprehensive and also save on time. So here goes
Umablr mod appreciation post!!
(Disclaimer: since Iβm relatively new Iβm probably Gona miss some people, and I also donβt know the mods for all the account so I might miss some overlap.)
If I get any details wrong (pronouns n such), feel free to correct me via comments or IM.
@gitanlikesumas /tasting the north/ tazuna 2/etc.: I was going to initially going to skip her since I already sent her an ask (hi) but then I remembered she also runs @trainer-kiryu.
Trainer kiryu is my favorite umablr account. Flat out. It's so serious. Itβs such a silly idea but Gitanmod takes it totally seriously, putting her whole heart into it and makes it more than a one note "hey guys itβs me john yakuza!". Whenever he speaks I read his posts in the yakuza text box you are so spot on.
It's the account that introduced me to umablr and got me hooked on it to begin with.
She also runs the fucking Mario bros account I found this out today the range is crazy.
@party-rockin-uma aka mejiro dober/Sakura chiynono o/ Transend / air messiah/ Zeno Rob Roy/ happy meek/ohmygodthislistdoesntend: How. How do you run SO MANY. And have them all feel unique, and in character, and have a gimmick, and have EVENTS while juggling like 16 of them at once. I think dober is their first account, but Fortnite dance is my favorite of the bunch so I pinged that one. She sucks so much is awesome.
Fortnite dance mod, your ethic is impressive and your accounts all engage me greatly. I canβt wait to get my form back from Not Trancendβ’οΈ.
@thisdanceisforvittoria: OMG opera o haiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You play opera o. Thats oshi. What more can be said. Oh, also youβre really good at it and also manage the bullshit that I imagine fills your inbox with all the drama very well :] (sorry that happens to u)
I canβt really get into it without just going into a full tired on opera o. Shas literally the coolest guy.... and you made TWO OF HER!!! Woah.. Also your fuji is good Iβm not the biggest fuji guy but I like how you play her.
Off the back of fuji and ope, @teamrigiltrainer (Iβm pinging her to represent Rigil in general): you guys are fun :> I donβt really keep up too well with all the members but yell are cool!
@meisho-doto-blue: shoutout for dealing with whatever lurks in your ask box. I joined after the beef so I gen donβt have a single clue what everyoneβs problem is but occ people seem chill with you so its prob Not That Seriousβ’ (I think)
@umalordship: Youree also before my era, but I know from my readings that you were foundational to a decent chunk of current umablr so hereβs your flowers
@yearofconfusion: I think your fun. I liked the Mario Kart fever dream thatβs maybe a top 5 umablr in my books and generally I enjoy confusions character
@confusionthepsychic: throwing you in here too since I sort of know you two as a pair, Iβm not too familiar with a blog but you guys interact frequently enough despite being ditto characters that its fun :>
@4leavesofluck: i like clover and mint. their fun. I donβt actively make a habit of scrolling through the blogs but I always read the dailies when the clop up. Iβm not sure if you guys run the tiger nurse but sheβs fun too :>
@ask-byzantinedream: I like what youβre doing with the blog author. this blog was my introduction to the more serious side of umablr when I first joined, and though I wasnβt able to keep up with what was going on after bya disappeared, I still respect the project.
@carrot-phoenix: phoenix is fun! Iβm a big fan of his design (except the blue but thatβs a personal thing) and I like the drawings :] Somone needs to shove him in a locker.
@tracens-rumor-mill: a really fun account! I really like the podcast approach you took, and it makes the asks feel way more diegetic. plus its sort of an interaction machine with how easy it is to drag Somone into stuff via a rumor. also I like King Chronos. big fan of her design and her commentary.
@shining-star-of-losers: one of the first umablr accounts I directly interacted with, I think your take on Haru is generally very good and yes she CAN swear she is a professional athlete. also a decent driving force to me making a blog myself.
@experimentswithtachyon: I like your take on tachyon. your very critical of yourself which I think is good, and I respect youβre trying to stick as close to the "real tachyon" as possible. just try not to burn yourself out or smth kay?
@thebrightestvessel, @brandnewkindofconstellation, @aerosasribbon : I think you guys bounce off each other really well! Iβm excited to see where your stories go
@keepitrealcity: I like your art, I like your commitment to the character by writing and truly taking in the campaign, and I like Naomi :>
I think thatβs everyone? everyone I can think of at least. thank you all for being so fun to watch, i hope to be around these parts for a little longer to see how stuff ends up going :)
Can I help you test something? I'd drink any concoction you cook up, Tachyon! - @gitanlikesumas
"Any concoction".. Surprisingly, I feel like you would say that, Gitan.
Tachyon takes out a test tube, filled with some pink, glowing liquid with the consistency of honey.
i have no doubt you haven't seen the base of the experiments I do on other umamusume, but as a refresher.. You go out on the track, drink this, and run a lap.
*She keeps running, certainly seemin to last longer than normal. She does seem to be sweating in the heat, though Gitan is very vulnerable to it normally.*
I feel weird... I think it's a good kind of weird!
Can I help you test something? I'd drink any concoction you cook up, Tachyon! - @gitanlikesumas
"Any concoction".. Surprisingly, I feel like you would say that, Gitan.
Tachyon takes out a test tube, filled with some pink, glowing liquid with the consistency of honey.
i have no doubt you haven't seen the base of the experiments I do on other umamusume, but as a refresher.. You go out on the track, drink this, and run a lap.
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Can I help you test something? I'd drink any concoction you cook up, Tachyon! - @gitanlikesumas
"Any concoction".. Surprisingly, I feel like you would say that, Gitan.
Tachyon takes out a test tube, filled with some pink, glowing liquid with the consistency of honey.
i have no doubt you haven't seen the base of the experiments I do on other umamusume, but as a refresher.. You go out on the track, drink this, and run a lap.