Small Round Creatures

I dreamt that Paddington had been directed by David Lynch and that’s the universe I want to live in. It’s the universe I was meant to live in

I was sooo hyped about the new pope and my coworker was asked if I was Catholic and I said no but I just get really into this stuff (true) but really it’s also very exciting that there wasn’t a distinct pendulum swing for a conservative pope. Because Pope Francis really was the Liberal Guy in global politics and if he were replaced by someone very conservative I would not be surprised but it would feel like we were continuing on this bummer trajectory but no!! We got a Chicago guy who supports poor people and immigrants!! And I am so hyped!

Imagine being JD Vance who identifies as catholic and the pope refuses to meet you for months, hates on everything you do, and when you finally meet him he scolds you for being a bad person and then dies the next day. I hope he’s doing terribly

I’m going to have more thoughts about the pope dying because I love him but I can’t believe meeting JD Vance actually killed him

I like how every time Green Day performs at a festival or on tv or somewhere that isn’t like a Green Day concert the internet loses their shit about them being political.

Saw Fire Walk With Me at a movie theater and the guy behind me said “ah yes, the nighttime cocaine for sleeping” and it killed me. Thinking of him fondly

Find yourself a man who is well spoken, makes award winning claymation, and conducts a coreographed marching band

Those losers thought that Gemma was Eurydice when Helly was Mark’s Eurydice all along

Oh you guys thought the pineapples in Severance were an indication they are experimenting with cloning? No, Lumen is trying to make everyone in the world swingers. What do you think outie Burt is up to…