Hello My Friends

I think it’d be funny if for the whole multiverse thing Marvel has going on that they release a film with like 12 different endings. It’s only available in cinemas for the first two weeks. Each cinema/region is showing a different ending. Some endings are really common. Some are ultra rare. Marvel does not speak about this. Can you just imagine the chaos? Can you imagine TWITTER? The fans would have to work it out that there’s a multiverse? It would directly implicate the fandom? I would LIVE for the chaos this would cause

When I was like 12 I wanted a phone for Christmas but I already had a phone? (Not sure why I wanted a new one then) so I got my phone and wrapped it in a sheet of a4 paper and put it underneath the tree and did not use my smartphone the WHOLE of December until I unwrapped it on Christmas Day in front of my unknowing family and I think about that a lot

Sometimes I straight up forget ab straight people like wym most people are straight bc that doesn’t sound right to me??? Like so many people I know are lgbt+ I forget we’re a minority. Lmao

I was talking ab uni options and me mum said I should pick a uni that offered ‘masculine courses’ like engineering even tho I won’t be doing that bc ‘otherwise there won’t be any boys there’ lmao the hets are wilding

Being bi is literally so exhausting I’ll simp over a woman for two hours and have a crush on a woman and watch edits of female characters which make me smile and have to look away bc I get butterflies and not even two minutes later a voice in my head goes ‘what if ur straight and ur just pretending to be quirky ’ like go away??? And then it goes ‘what if ur a lesbian and u just have internalised homophobia’ but like... I KNOW I’m bi??? But the voice in my head doesn’t. Does that make sense?