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*feel free to change any of the pronouns/names from the quotes to fit your muses. 

How do I get a werewolf to attack me? Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, ‘Eat me; I’m stupid’?

Another werewolf thing. Like most animals, we spent a large part of our lives engaged in the three Fs of basic survival. Feeding, fighting and… reproduction.

Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word “bitch” is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that.

A fucked-up family’s a fucked-up family, whether or not werewolves are involved.

My fur is silky, damn it.

You know every time a vampire says he doesn’t believe in lycanthropes, a werewolf bursts into flames.

No shifting in my car Blake, I don’t want slobber all over my seats.

So where did you get your information? Werewolves for Dummies?

We all hold a monster inside. The only difference is what form it takes when freed.

Oh, god, use a napkin. People are going to think you were raised by wolves.

And they said females were the moody ones. Yeah – right. No one did moods like Alpha male werewolves.

Full moon rises. You change. You need what you need, so you do what you do. The kill – like the show – must go on.

I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the girl.

So I guess that makes me the big bad wolf then, doesn’t it?

When we get there, don’t go in huffing and puffing like the big bad wolf.

Humans don’t like werewolves. Wolves don’t like werewolves. People don’t like wolves that can think like people, an’ people don’t like people who can act like wolves. Which just goes to show that people are the same everywhere.

Time flies when you grow fangs and fur.