former child

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

when he says "ahwooo" it's scary because you think the werewolves are nearby. but then he says "the werewolves of london" and you think oh.. i'm not in london. but then you remember they could travel

Point of order: it’s Werewolves OF London not Werewolves IN London. Meaning they originate in London but are not bound there. could be down the street for all you know.

They drop a update to the human brain that informs you of your life story's genre; quickly, it's discovered that it can change. You get a notification that your genre is romcom; that's pretty good! You get a notification that your genre is romantic tragedy; that's good for a bit, then it's bad. You get a notification that your genre is psychological horror; oh buddy, woof