Just add pizza

“You. Rest. Now.”

“You took five steps and need to sit down again?”

“I’m absolutely fine, I just need to sit down.”

“I just need to sit-what do you mean I’m already laying down?”

“Your eyes aren’t focusing. Just close them for ten minutes.”

“Write one sentence on this piece of paper, and then I’ll let you up.”

“I just need a breather, that’s all. Maybe ten. No fifteen.”

“We’re both so exhausted we can’t even argue about not being exhausted.”

“When I said I needed five more minutes I meant it more like hours.”

“… no… I’m tired… let me sleep… I don’t want to get up.”

“We need to get out of the heat, you’re starting to look sick.”

“You can’t hide those shaking hands from me. You need to stop.”

“I’m just a little cold, I’m okay, really. Let me sit with a blanket or something.”

“Moving…? No I’m good thanks.”

“Gravity has a hold on me of which I have not the strength to break.”

“Was… was that actually there? That wasn’t there was it?”

“I’ve had no energy for three days.”

“You worked yourself so hard that you’ve been sentenced to three days of bed rest.”

“Listen I can… I can get up. It’s fine.”

“If we’re both in this state, we both really screwed up somewhere huh?”

“I have energy for exactly one more person of favourable standing, and going the hell to bed. With or without that person, bed is happening.”

“You’ve struggled to move anything for the last hour.”

“This is what happens when you over exert yourself.”

“You were almost dead from pushing it too far!”

thor, whos been hanging out with peter too much: thats just how it be on this bitch of an earth, aye

Tony: what the hell–!

Thor: *turns to him, dead serious* in this world it is yeet or be yeeted, Stark.

more vine starters

‘ delightful. DELIGHTFUL! ’

‘ oh my god she’s fucking dead. ’

‘ i’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me. ’

‘ how do you know what’s good for me? ’

‘ THAT’S MY OPINION. ’

‘ so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’

‘ daddy? ’

‘ do i look like your daddy? ’

‘ give me your fucking money! ’

‘ excuse my potty mouth; SHUT THE FUCK UP. ’

‘ try me bitch. ’

‘ what are we about to do? ’

‘ we’re going to drink this vodka down the hatch. ’

‘ i don’t feel like driving. ’

‘ i thought you were american. ’

‘ is it real? ’

‘ way to go, ___ ’

‘ get your phone out of my face. ’

‘ not on my watch. ’

‘ don’t fuck with me! ’

‘ i like that laugh. ’

‘ i honestly don’t remember; i was fucked up. ’ 

‘ why are you running? ’

‘ whatcha doing, watching porn? ’

‘ i shaved my eyebrows. ’

‘ why did you do that? ’

‘ i don’t know. ’

‘ why the fuck you lying? ’

‘ why were you watching that? ’

‘ you’re going to get in trouble! ’

‘ how did you defeat ____? ’

‘ i shot him in the legs because he’s an idiot. ’

‘ is this allowed? ’

‘ really, you’re going to be a dick to me on my birthday? ’

‘ suck a motherfucking dick. ’

‘ is there anything better than pussy? ’

‘ where’s the bee? ’

Also good for superpower AUs. Make sure to specify a muse when applicable.

1. What’s your full ability, to your understanding? (Bonus Q for muns: Does this differ from their actual full ability? Or their potential?)

2. How do you consider your power: a curse, a blessing, a responsibility, or just an extension of who you are?

3. What age did you first discover your ability, or else recognized that it wasn’t just something that normal people did?

4. Did your power develop with age, as a result of some event, or were you born with it?

5. How normal are powers in the world you live in?

6. When using your ability, do you make efforts to disguise yourself, or otherwise hide that you have said ability?

7. What are your opinions on superheros? Super villains? People who have powers but refuse to get involved?

8. How do you view people without any superpowers?

9. What was the most creative application of your ability?

10. Did you ever lack control over your own power? What sort of events happened as a result?

11. How easy was it to gain control over your power? Did you have to train to keep it from use, or did you have to work at bringing your ability out?

12. Did you ever experience discrimination for the manifestation of your power?

13. Have you ever used your power for petty and/or selfish (or silly) reasons?

14. Has your opinion on your power changed at all over the time you’ve had it?

15. Is it possible to overuse your power? What symptoms do you experience as a result?

16. Did the burnout of overusing your power ever put you in a vulnerable and/or dangerous position?

17. Have you accidentally hurt anyone because of your power?

18. Has anyone hurt someone else (perhaps a friend or a loved one?) because of your power?

19. How frequently do you overuse your power, if at all?

20. What sort of weaknesses does your ability have? Limitations? (Bonus Q for muns: Do their actual weaknesses/limitations differ from their knowledge of it?)

21. Can your ability cancel out or dampen any other abilities, to your knowledge?

22. If you keep your ability a secret, does anyone know of it? How did they find out? If you don’t, do you flaunt your ability whenever possible or only use as needed?

23. Are you (or your secret identity) a pseudo-celebrity because of the use of your power?

24. Someone comes up to you expressing that they’re a fan of yours, how would you handle the situation?

25. Would you, or have you, ever abused how people view you (as a result of your abilities) in order to get what you want?

“I didn’t understand a word of that.”

“Are you stupid or do you not speak ____?”

“How do you say ____?”

“What are they talking about over there?”

“Was that a curse?”

“I didn’t understand a word of that, but it sounded bad.”

“Why are you smiling? What did you/they just say?”

“Don’t try to trick me into insulting people again. I’ve still got a bruise from last time.”

“Why is your language so hard?”

“You have no idea what I’m saying, do you?”

“Speaking slower doesn’t help when I don’t understand the words coming from your lips.”

“I know enough of your language to not starve. That’s it.”

“Will you help me translate this?”

“They’re laughing. That can’t be good.”

“Hey, I know that word!”

“You said my name. Are you talking about me behind my back again?”

“I just called you something stupid, didn’t I?”

“Are you trying to get someone to punch you?”

“Put your hands down before you get us in trouble.”

“That gesture doesn’t mean what you think it does.”

“Your manners are atrocious.”

“I can’t tell if you’re rude or just ignorant.”

“Only a three-year old would talk like that.”

“Where did you learn to speak ___? In a gutter? You sound like a hooligan.”

“If you spoke any more formally, I might mistake you for royalty. You need to learn some slang.”

“No one says things that way anymore.”

“Just close your mouth. It’s safer.”

“I’ll translate for you.”

“I’m sorry, I’m a bit rusty.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll teach you.”

“I love sharing my language with people.”