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male coworkers after you joke with them a little bit

Me trying to stop Tom Sturridge from going to the barber and getting busted ass haircuts

Me counteracting your spell so I can continue to study the choices he makes as a Weird Little Guy™

listen, i hate grogu as much as everyone else. But you CAN NOT let that spill over into hating baby yoda. Grogu is an annoying marketing gimmick from a blockbuster megacorporation. Baby Yoda is a LITERAL CHILD STAR being taken advantage of by basically every adult in his life. If you know anything about child stars you know how they're treated. We know from whistleblowers they're making him pull 12 hour filming days (again, as a LITERAL CHILD), and he's almost certainly not interacting with kids his age; they can do whatever they want to him because he doesn't have the experience to know any better. We already know they've got him on ozempic, god knows what the fuck else they have him on.

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HP Hatecraft, the opposite of HP Lovecraft.