: ANGEL EYES .

❛ she loves to play games, and you’re fooling yourself if you think you’re going to find out what she’s up to before she wants you to know. ❜

❛ you don’t admit that you get hurt. you get angry and cover it up and then do something stupid. ❜

❛ why is it such a surprise that i’d kiss you? ❜

❛ you hate me, huh? that sounds like the beginning of a love story, not the end of one.❜

❛ we’ve got a crazy ex on the loose. ❜

❛ don’t pout, it’s not attractive on a woman your age. ❜

❛ there is something going on between the two of us and you know it. ❜

❛ you’re pretty confident in yourself, telling me all the different ways i could kill you. ❜

❛ aren’t you worried that one day all the forest animals are going to band together and fight back? ❜

❛ right, i forgot i was speaking to a psychotic mind who snaps and kills people impulsively. ❜

❛ isn’t killing cute defenseless animals the first step in becoming a serial killer? ❜

❛ so you’re saying that now i’m basically an insecure, neurotic, control freak on crack? ❜

❛ you know, if you want to see me naked, all you have to do is ask. ❜ 

❛ nobody deserves to have their mind messed with for shallow reasons. ❜

❛ my entire personality is killing me. ❜

❛ if it were a choice, it wouldn’t be called a curse. ❜

❛ we both know i could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time. ❜

❛ well, be warned, i’m in a mood. ❜

❛ you know, i look at you and i see myself - a less dashing, less intelligent person. ❜

❛ do you honestly believe i don’t have a plan b? and if that fails, a plan c? then a plan d, and you know how the alphabet goes, don’t you? ❜

❛ can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? the cliche of it all makes me itch. ❜

❛ better you die than i. ❜

❛ i’d believe the whole innocent act a little better if i didn’t know how good you were at providing a distraction on demand. ❜

❛ i don’t love men who love other women, i think more of myself than that. ❜

❛ you went on a murderous rampage, it happens. ❜

❛ but stupid is so much more fun. ❜

❛ they cross one of us, they cross all of us. ❜

❛ it’s a little late to be waving a white flag, don’t you think? ❜

❛ got to run, i’ve got a murder to plan - busy day.❜

❛ there’s no such thing as a bad idea, just poorly executed awesome ones. ❜ 

❛ once you can hurt, you can love. ❜

❛ is this some sort of disguised attempt to cheer me up? ❜

❛ you’re the unwanted house guest, go feed yourself. ❜

❛ today i have traded you for señor tequila. ❜

❛ just ‘cause i talk a lot doesn’t mean i always know what i’m actually talking about. ❜

❛ don’t mistake the fact that we haven’t set you on fire in your sleep for trust. ❜

❛ i’m a little behind on the times, but i believe the term you’re searching for is o.m.g. ❜

❛ i’m feeling a tad  .  .  . dead. ❜

❛ i’m surrounded by idiots. ❜

❛ us ending on good terms isn’t exactly on my bucket list. ❜

❛ what’s the plan, superman? ❜

❛ sorry, you’ve reached someone who is currently not operating. ❜

❛ breathe, eat, sleep, wake up, and do it all over again until one day it’s just not as hard anymore. ❜