Roast me at my funeral

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

reblog while its still true 

why is my mom just now telling me we all have leiden factor 5 like that would've been good for me to know

she's really good for randomly telling me some health condition i've never heard of before that i inherited from her

i think in retrospect we were maybe a little too mean to the 'my partner and i saw you across the bar and liked your vibe' crowd. if an attractive couple said that to you it would be the best day of ur life. you would fold instantly. DONT LIE

nonono, it does make sense to like hands

thabk you handpervert 💜

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby