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Love udon noodles. Eating them makes me feel like the whore I desperately want to be.

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Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

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It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

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Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

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#ex-gay #which would normally end any association with someone #but that they’re on a gay date in spite of this intrigues me just enough #to hear them out for just enough to finish the date #cuz maybe there’d be a monumental comeback #but overall their chances are way down

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Imagine constantly dehumanizing neurodivergent people and then being surprised when they start to identify with something non human

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problematic sudoku solving skills gap

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#for mine hand in marriage thou must finish this sudoku before me #(you will lose)

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friend group in their 20s

friend 1: just folded laundry for 3 hours 😊

friend 2: i think my stomach wall is eroding guys idk what to do

friend 3: have u seen a doctor yet???

friend 2: well nooo...

friend 4: someone is at my door 😰

friend 1: just cleaned the sinks and toilets 😍

friend 2: no really the light is fading from my eyes

friend 4: a tree fell on my neighbor

you: just got off work is anybody free

[a hot, silent wind blows]

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Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

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「 FOUND FAMILY 」 🌠🌈

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Mariella rocking the Smuckers Jelly fit.

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If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

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another popular furry porn blog banned means the horny orb gets passed to the next unsuspecting victim like a furfag meridia's beacon

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KAIMAN blockprint !!!!🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟

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in my last botany lab the professor had a prepared slide of diatoms set up for us to look at and i was not prepared for how delightful the slide looked

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