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Newt: I’d like you all to meet the newest Scamander, little Ellie

Jacob: oh my goodness look at her!

Theseus: good job, Newt! She’s precious

Tina, laying in a hospital bed: yes good job, Newt, because he’s the one who just went through labor.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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No one will ever convince me that Dionysus isn’t emotionally attached to Chiron at this point. Like in Sea of Monsters they kick Chiron out of Camp and Dionysus pretends he’s fine but as soon as he’s alone he’s yelling at Zeus to give him his bestie back.

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #sea of monsters #pjo hoo toa #chiron #dionysus #Mr. d #besties for the resties #besties for life

I feel like middle child Newt Scamander should be explored as a fanfic topic more.

#fantastic beasts #newt scamander #it’s the fantastic beasts hot mess express #fbawtft

keepmeinmind-01

broke: Theseus thinking Newt gets no dates

woke: Theseus stunned and in awe of how good Newt’s game is

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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

secondlina

I reblog the money pigeon because I love him.

devotedlyshadowytheorist

Take the pigeon

vexishereandveryqueer

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doompicklez

I don’t care about a financially stable future, I just want the pigeon

Newt: I’ve realized something

Tina: shhh

Newt: I’m deeply, irrevocably in love with you

Tina: that’s really sweet and I love you too, but Newt be quiet

Newt: why?

Tina: because we are hiding in a closet from our enemies. And I’d like to live to unpack your revelation.

#fantastic beasts #newt scamander #it’s the fantastic beasts hot mess express #tina goldstein #fbawtft

Luna: I don’t like you

Rolf, instantly falling: I think I’m in love

*somewhere far away*

Newt, looks up from a book: something just happened with Rolf!

Tina, panicking: what?

Newt: I don’t know, but I think it’s eerily similar to our love story.

#fantastic beasts #newt scamander #it’s the fantastic beasts hot mess express #tina goldstein #fbawtft #newtina #rolf scamander #luna lovegood #love story

Newt: Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.

Tina: What the hell is a hufflepuff?

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elisha-am

By the power vested in me.

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crowsdaily

you always have been.

Queenie: yeah and TINA IS SINGLE

Tina, glaring: shut up

Newt, tripping down the stairs: 🎶NOW LOOK AT ME AND THIS OPPORTUNITY🎶

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Tina, brushing his hair out of his face: Newt?

Newt, half asleep: mmm?

Tina: Happy Birthday, my love.

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Midnights (Newtina's Version)

5. You're On Your Own, Kid

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I love this so much

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Tina: I hate politics.

Newt: Love, you’re MACUSA’s president.

Tina, laying across his lap dramatically: don’t remind me.

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