Levi: (opens canned food) mmm, canned spaghetti! (Eats it with gusto)
Luis: (walks in) hey bud- (drops beer)
Luis: (furious) Are. You. Eating. Canned. Spaghetti?
Luis: (inhales) (grabs the can of spaghetti out of Levi’s hand and slams it into the garbage can) listen here you demonic freak, I can overlook your cannibalistic actions but I will not let you eat crap like that!
Luis: (rushes to the cupboard, grabs pasta, sauce and spices) (hauls ass to the stove and starts a pot of boiling water) if you want pasta, you getting some serious homemade shit!
Levi: (is scared and confused) uh…buh… but what do I do if I am hungry now?
Luis: (stomps away from the stove and goes into the pantry, slams the door behinds him, shuffling can be heard from within, Luis steps out with a fresh baguette and a bottle of olive oil)
Luis: (slices up the bread and pours the oil into a ramekin and topped with fresh pepper) here, snack! Eat! The pasta will be done in a minute!
Levi: (fearfully takes a slice of bread) oh, it is warm. (Dips into the oil and takes a bite) mmm.
Eliza: (walks in wearing her business suit) okay I’m off to- (sees Luis furiously making spaghetti and Levi eating bread in fear) (walks over to Levi and leans down) were you caught eating canned spaghetti?
Luis: (almost in tears) (nods) mmm-hmm. I was just here and- did- did I do something wrong?
Eliza: (shakes her head) no you didn’t. I’m sorry, someone should’ve told you how Luis is about spaghetti. Something about his past he hasn’t elaborated on but-
Luis: (sets down a big pot of steaming spaghetti with meatballs) here! (Makes up a plate of spaghetti and sets it in front of him) please eat this!
Levi: (turns and takes his fork and twirls up some of the meal and eats a bit of it) (his eyes widen in wonder) oh wow, this is much better.
Luis: (pats his shoulder) there you go! (Turns to his wife) have fun at work babe! (Gives her a smooch and walks away, grabbing another beer in the way out)
Eliza: well, at least his cooking is always great!
Reuben: (yelling from upstairs) ayo, did someone piss off dad? I’m smelling spaghetti!
Eliza: (yelling back) we forgot to tell Levi!
Reuben: ha-HA! Oh my god! Did he cry? Please tell me he did!
Eliza: no, he didn’t! (Turns back to Levi) he doesn’t need to know.
Levi: (wipes tears out of his eyes) of course.
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