california daze

*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*

colin firth’s most important role is the scene in bridget jones diary when he’s cooking with his sleeves rolled up and sexy music is playing in the background. like then he goes outside and beats the shit out of hugh grant to “it’s raining men” but stops to pay for someone’s dinner when he bumps into their table, while beatingg the shit out of hugh grant. that’s what women want. 

i want this on a shirt

Is someone gonna attempt to like me or am i just wasting my time here

man *proposing to woman*: you are so amazing And i want to spend the rest of my life with you man *after married to woman*: darn it ! Now i am trapped. game fricking over. She done tricked me

tag yourself as these. I’m 58.

I’ve been on this website for six years. I’ve lived through hellish events such as the Mishapocalypse, Tumblr Prom and that one post which told us to call Karp ‘daddy’. I have survived six years of this god forsaken website and I am furious to announce that I’ve only just realised that notes is short for notifications