Don't be edgy You'll get a wedgie

hurts to pee with my kidney stone

grubs in the dirt

im an introvert

Now get ready for

Wet Bowser!

first day of the new year i already been curse blessed with a fucked up nightmare:

it was like, i was in a house with no exit or windows, like it was all basement. it had a bunch of random people i didnt know in it, like an apocalypse bunker or something? there were also people wandering trying to sell books that would turn you into a “house” if you read them, it was like a way you could kill your personality and identity and just be a weird house shaped slab of meat. i was with this girl who took one of the books and started reading it and i got scared and left. when i next saw her she was like smeared looking like a weird cartoon, and after a month passed she was like that thing on the right in the picture. i think her family was trying to pretend like she was still with them even though was obviously “gone”. i witnessed it attempting to eat a bowl of beans but only being able to do a repetitive spoon lifting and lowering movement

//had some upload issues but it’s here!