Evolutionary Enigma

If only.

me: [voice cracking] Actually,

1: Do they drink coffee? 2: Are they left or right handed? 3: How do they do their hair? Facial hair? (If they have it) 4: What’s their favorite animal? 5: What is their relationship status? 6: What is their favorite band/singer? 7: Are they more a cat or dog person? 8: What does their laugh sound like? 9: Do they know multiple languages? Which ones? 10: How old are they? How old are you? 11: One word that describes them. 12: Do they have any pets? 13: What is their favorite TV show? 14: What is their favorite movie? 15: What car do they drive? 16: What ethnicity and/or nationality are they? 17: Where did you meet them? 18: What was your first meeting like? 19:  What is their zodiac sign? Are your signs compatible? 20: What month is their birthday? 21: What is your favorite outfit on them? 22: Are they good texters? 23: Your favorite feature about their appearance. 24: Your favorite thing about their personality. 25: Do they make you laugh? 26: Do you make them laugh? 27: Are they good huggers/ kissers? 28: What is your favorite “flaw” that they have? 29: Are they nice to strangers? 30: What is the funniest thing they have ever said? 31: Saddest? 32: Weirdest? 33: Cutest? 34: Ever dreamt about them? What happened in the dream? 35: How tall are they? How tall are you? 36: Do they have a booty? 37: What are their hobbies? 38: What are their talents? 39: What would your dream date be with them? 40: Does anyone know about your crush/love? 41: What do you guys have in common? 42: Do they go to the gym? 43: Do they go by their given name? 44: What is their favorite color? 45: How far apart do you live from them? 46: What song reminds you of them? 47: Do they listen to a lot of music? 48: What do they smell like? 49: If they were in a book (protagonist or antagonist or supporting character, up to you) how would the writer describe them? 50: How often do you see them? 51: The last text/ message they sent you? 52: The last thing they said to you in person? 53: What is the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you in front of them? 54: Do they have any tattoos or piercings? 55: What color are their eyes? 56: What is their clothing style? 57: What is one thing that makes them really special? 58: Will you tell your crush your feelings? 59: How long did you know them before you started falling for them? 60: Was there a defining moment when you knew you liked them?

It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.

(via thequotestub)