Prototypical non-conformist

remember america, tomorrow is a very important holiday, the one in which we celebrate ‘90s jeff goldblum

so glad jeff goldblum and will smith saved us on this day twenty years ago

this is the purest thing I’ve ever seen

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.  I would never have been this happy. 

I met my husband online!

I want Skai Jackson to school me in the art of throwing shade.

THAT'S where that damn Cards Against Humanity card comes from

Only 19 years old and died protecting women in a day and age when people will literally be bystanders & shut an eye to someone else being harmed. Beyond brave and this is so heart breaking.

had a dream i sucked some real good dick, what a nice dream

i woke up and my skin was clear and my anxiety was gone, this dream dick changed my life

reblog for the dream dick to save ur life too 🌟✨💫🦄 it rly worked i reblogged this and got two chocolate bars 🍫🍫instead of one from the vending machine 👌🏻🙃wow ❗❗️️💯💷 reblog!!🌝

Reblogging for the clear skin and to get rid of my cold. Counting on you dream dick

nice job.