EVIL INCARNATE.

❝ Well, the good news is nobody died. ❞

❝ I have a weird favor to ask. Could you come to my school and pretend to be my uncle? ❞

❝ No way. I don't do that stuff anymore. ❞

❝ You can bag me up and take me to the curb anytime. ❞

❝ Whoever divorced you is a complete idiot. ❞

❝ Hey, since you're going to juvie, you mind if I get this [item] back? ❞

❝ I'm sorry. I tried everything. ❞

❝ I didn't know who else to call. ❞

❝ He's fine. He's just playing in an abandoned mineshaft. ❞

❝ Come closer. It's alright. ❞

❝ Come on. I'm not gonna bite you. ❞

❝ How will that help me find more gold? ❞

❝ Was I unclear when I said no one was to waste time on art or leisure? ❞

❝ Don't do anything stupid. ❞

❝ How do I know you're telling the truth? ❞

❝ Hola, wise Quest Giver. We humbly seek gold. ❞

❝ Give us a quest that will lead us to your treasure load. ❞

❝ I work in the animal field, and I am telling you, that thing doesn't understand a word you're saying. ❞

❝ Fear is just weakness hijacking your body's cockpit. ❞

❝ Fear is just weakness hijacking your body's cockpit. And if that happens, you can say "vaya con Dios" to your body plane's navigation system. ❞

❝ Dead dudes can't win Gamer of the Year! ❞

❝ You seriously have no idea what you're dealing with. ❞

❝ Hand it over and no one gets hurt. ❞

❝ I hate to take a big, fat dumparoo on your plans, but you can't get home. ❞

❝ You got those good Frodo vibes, kid. ❞

❝ Under two conditions: one, always address me, because I'm the leader. Two, if you double-cross us…I will crack your cabeza with my butt cheeks like a walnut. ❞

❝ If you double-cross us…I will crack your cabeza with my butt cheeks like a walnut. ❞

❝ You're not gonna sue me, are you? ❞

❝ Everyone wants to sue me once I hit them with my Jeep Grand Cherokee. ❞

❝ How about this? What if I just take you to dinner? ❞

❝ They're total pacifists and vegetarians. ❞

❝ You don't bug them, they won't bug you. ❞

❝ They just like to chill, trade, and eat buttloads of bread. ❞

❝ Is he some kind of king? ❞ / ❝ No...that's a legend. ❞

❝ You ever wonder what happens when you mix hot lava and chicken? ❞

❝ You hear that? That's the sound of sizzle-een. ❞

❝ I have a small business, too. But one thing I try to do is not have my jingle suck butt. ❞

❝ I crave heat. And I crave pain. ❞

❝ So, like, you want me to end his life or whatever? ❞

❝ Look, your brother has a gift. You know that, right? You should let him explore it. ❞

❝ Okay, well, in the real world, things are a little bit different. ❞

❝ Just so you know, I'm more of a sister to [name] than you'll ever be. ❞

❝ Look, but don't touch. Those are some of my favorite treasures. ❞

❝ What's this junk? ❞

❝ Aaand that was my only one. No biggie. Almost died fighting a [monster/creature/enemy] for it. ❞

❝ Bro, you had tots the whole time? ❞

❝ Dude, you just took boring junk from the real world to create something amazing. That is next-level. ❞

❝ You smell what I'm steppin' in? ❞

❝ I'm really sorry, but I have to un-alive you and stuff. ❞

❝ He seems nice, but he's a killer! ❞

❝ Wow, you look good, Bro-Hammer. ❞

❝ I'm tired of you getting all the glory. ❞

❝ I just saved your butt, that's what happened. ❞

❝ You can thank me later. ❞

❝ I cannot leave him. He's my entire family. ❞

❝ Buenos días. Which means, "See you later." ❞

❝ Let my hips guide you. It's the only way. ❞

❝ We're not gonna fit! We're too chunky! ❞

❝ I'm ordering you to make a full man sandwich! ❞

❝ Thanks! I don't know where that came from. ❞

❝ That's the worst boat I've ever seen. ❞

❝ I have no idea what I'm doing. ❞

❝ You got some talking to do, buddy. ❞

❝ Why does my beard smell like gorgonzola? ❞

❝ I always keep a chunk of gorgonzola in my front pocket, okay? ❞

❝ [Name]'s path to darkness started the way these things often do…during the semi-finals of [Location]'s Got Talent. ❞

❝ I'm tired of you chasing your dreams. ❞

❝ This beautiful world and everything in it will wither and die. ❞

❝ [Name], you have failed me for the last time. ❞

❝ Wait, does this mean you're firing me? ❞

❝ My one job was to protect [name], and I blew it. ❞

❝ I just promised my mom I'd never let anything happen to him. ❞

❝ I guess I'm just not cut out for this parenting stuff. ❞

❝ I just wish I could have been a kid for a little bit longer, you know? Just to have that feeling like I could have done anything. ❞

❝ Being a grown-up sucks. You got all these responsibilities, and you just stop chasing your dreams. ❞

❝ I cannot believe you just did that. ❞

❝ Son of a biscuit, we found it. ❞

❝ I set some booby traps a long time ago, but I can't for the life of me remember where they are -- ❞

❝ If memory serves, I built a kick-ass safe room just up ahead. ❞

❝ What kind of idiot would breed these things? ❞

❝ I swear, you are literally the most selfish person I've ever met. ❞

❝ I need the diamonds, because I need the money, because I'm broke. You wouldn't know anything about that. ❞

❝ My life sucks, kid. All right? I'm a frickin' loser. ❞

❝ I know it looks like I got it all put together, right? But that's not the reality. I'm not doing well. I'm washed up, and I'm gonna lose everything. ❞

❝ The worst part is, I'm alone. ❞

❝ You weren't alone. I was your friend. ❞

❝ I feel like you get me, and you're an incredible listener. ❞

❝ I wanna have the guts to invite you over to my house for dessert. ❞

❝ Why is the third floor on the first floor? I'm very confused. ❞

❝ This is the worst model I've ever seen. ❞

❝ [Name], stop talking. We're trying to figure out a plan. ❞

❝ Bro, how long are you gonna be mad at me for? ❞

❝ Please don't be mad at me for this, okay? ❞

❝ Are we cool now? ❞

❝ You are literally the worst person in the entire world. ❞

❝ Eyes on my demonstraysh! ❞

❝ Whatever you do, do not look them in the eye. ❞

❝ Friendship is the wish you make when you're blowing out the candles on your birthday cake. ❞

❝ You're the [goofy nickname], and I love ya! ❞

❝ It's a fight to the death, kid. ❞

❝ Chicken jockey. ❞

❝ Don't fall for it, [name]! That baby's got the heart of a demon! ❞

❝ I'm just gonna…pet your little head. ❞

❝ You'll never be as cool as me, [name]. Just give up. ❞

❝ The world doesn't need you, [name]. Neither do I. ❞

❝ This is all your fault, [name]. Everything you do fails. ❞

❝ You…you saved my life. ❞ / ❝ That's what friends do, [name]. ❞

❝ Let's get outta this hellhole. ❞

❝ I've been tracking your scent from two biomes away. ❞

❝ [Name], you don't have to do this! ❞

❝ Tell my story in song. Keep it metal. Keep it heavy. Real instruments. ❞

❝ I was so afraid that I lost you. ❞

❝ I am really sorry about what I said. ❞

❝ First we mine, then we craft. Let's minecraft! ❞

❝ Attack their villages. Burn their homes and their symmetrical farms. All they have created, we destroy! ❞

❝ You, too, have fallen for the great lie. You'll never be happy. ❞

❝ Deep down, you know. To hope, to dream, to create is to suffer. ❞

❝ It is harder to create than to destroy. That's why cowards tend to choose the deuce. ❞

❝ Every minute knowing you has been a horror-show waste of time. ❞

❝ You changed my life. It's time for you to go change hers, too. ❞

❝ If I would have known you could sing like that, it would have helped me get past your smell. ❞

❝ You are a truly bodacious warrior…and a really good friend. ❞

❝ I wish you'd come home with us. We would make a great team. ❞

❝ Vaya con Dios. It means "Goodbye, brother." ❞

❝ Why don't you bring some of that magic to the real world? ❞

❝ I'm never, ever lookin' back, 'cause I feel alive. ❞

❝ You totally blew it, and now I reap the rewards of your mistake. ❞

❝ When [name]'s Jeep Grand Cherokee ran me over, I was struck by a love so powerful, it transcended the barriers of conventional speech. ❞