black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

theye turning our beautiful untamped jungle into a beautifuler parking lot connected to an office complex so that miserable whelps can withdraw 81 dollars to buy a single five guys burger

Food rots because it is evil

atm machines dont eat but that dosent mean they cant crave the succulent flesh of a burger

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

would you like to play with me?

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

Think a noob got in my walls and died

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

*sighs dejectedly* okayyy you got me, I care *smashes head into nearest wall with such force my skull is crushed like a beer can*

nobody ever complains how fucked up it is that giraffes have antennas on their heads like aliens

and they look so stupid

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

a tiny dog named wee wee silly has fallen down a mineshaft and died