Chita Rivera but I'm evil

Michael Crawford only has one ball 👍

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a Scotsman, flop, and a gooner, a goner, the spawn of an idiot, I pity him, he's hideous, he's piteous, a fool, a douche canoe insidious,

In light of recent events I will be sending anthrax through the mail. Ha ha just kidding or am I 😳

I have elected to close Chicago the city and the musical

You better unrouge those knees and roll your stockings up right now ! Or you're not going to be able to shimmy shake for much longer !

For he's a poor, dishonorable, traitorous, unhealthy, abnormal American boy

None of that jazz

When I found out about Bob fosse's heart attack in Chicago rehearsals I Laughed