Evil Mary Bell Radiation Authority

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

That works. (They realize their wings are still out and hide them once again with a yellow glow then fold their hands in front of them)

Oh is everything okay? I can fix it if needed.

Yes, yes, it’s alright. I just need to grab a new lightbulb.

Oh okay, is there anything I should do or shall I just wait?

You should go familiarize yourself with the building and other interns. It’s like a maze in here sometimes, to be honest.

Okay, I'll go do that now. By the way aren't I supposed to have some sort of number attached to my office and that? (Gabriel heads towards the door)

Lovely, have a great day Mayhaps. (Intern #-2006 walks out the door)

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

That works. (They realize their wings are still out and hide them once again with a yellow glow then fold their hands in front of them)

Oh is everything okay? I can fix it if needed.

Yes, yes, it’s alright. I just need to grab a new lightbulb.

Oh okay, is there anything I should do or shall I just wait?

You should go familiarize yourself with the building and other interns. It’s like a maze in here sometimes, to be honest.

Okay, I'll go do that now. By the way aren't I supposed to have some sort of number attached to my office and that? (Gabriel heads towards the door)

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

That works. (They realize their wings are still out and hide them once again with a yellow glow then fold their hands in front of them)

Oh is everything okay? I can fix it if needed.

Yes, yes, it’s alright. I just need to grab a new lightbulb.

Oh okay, is there anything I should do or shall I just wait?

You should go familiarize yourself with the building and other interns. It’s like a maze in here sometimes, to be honest.

Okay, I'll go do that now. By the way aren't I supposed to have some sort of number attached to my office and that? (Gabriel heads towards the door)

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

That works. (They realize their wings are still out and hide them once again with a yellow glow then fold their hands in front of them)

Oh is everything okay? I can fix it if needed.

Yes, yes, it’s alright. I just need to grab a new lightbulb.

Oh okay, is there anything I should do or shall I just wait?

You should go familiarize yourself with the building and other interns. It’s like a maze in here sometimes, to be honest.

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

That works. (They realize their wings are still out and hide them once again with a yellow glow then fold their hands in front of them)

Oh is everything okay? I can fix it if needed.

Yes, yes, it’s alright. I just need to grab a new lightbulb.

Oh okay, is there anything I should do or shall I just wait?

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

That works. (They realize their wings are still out and hide them once again with a yellow glow then fold their hands in front of them)

Oh is everything okay? I can fix it if needed.

Yes, yes, it’s alright. I just need to grab a new lightbulb.

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

That works. (They realize their wings are still out and hide them once again with a yellow glow then fold their hands in front of them)

Oh is everything okay? I can fix it if needed.

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

That works. (They realize their wings are still out and hide them once again with a yellow glow then fold their hands in front of them)

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?

That works. (They realize their wings are still out and hide them once again with a yellow glow then fold their hands in front of them)

Apologies that I was a little late had some issues with.......the highway. (Gabriel takes a seat)

Alright, I just have to ask some basic questions since your resume was… unique, to say the least. Firstly, how old are you?

Oh that's easy! I'm.....uh.......1,845 years old. I think. I've been here for a while so, I don't entirely know my age.

Alright… what’s your species? You don’t have to answer this if you’re not comfortable, I’m just curious.

Deity or as you mortals call it, a god I guess. (They summon their wings and they appear with a yellow glow) Why do you ask?

Oh! I was just wondering. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you apply here?

I saw the letter in the paper, and thought it would be a good thing to do in my off season. I also really enjoy doing paperwork because, while some think having god powers are cool, they get very boring after a little while.

Ah. I see. What expectations do you have for pay?

I don't need too much whatever you feel a need to pay, but I won't take not being paid. There are things I can do if you don't.

Ok… how about $16.50 an hour?