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“Blessed mourning to you, my evil followers” I yell into the vast void

“But! Alas! My decaying evil wizard,” you cry, “it is not morning here!”

It matters not. You are mourning now.

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evil-evil-wizard

You're an evil-evil wizard....

Does that mean you're actually a good wizard since two negatives make a positive?

in my universe, math doesn’t exist >:3

the-mighty-dalob

That... certainly might stop people from seeing that factoid as easily...

But also... you have rid the world of math and improved the Lives of countless doing so. That's a pretty "good" act I'd say.

evil-evil-wizard

ah, but you see…

the true evil is that no buildings work anymore. took the math right outta them

now they just fall

#wizardblogging

You're an evil-evil wizard....

Does that mean you're actually a good wizard since two negatives make a positive?

in my universe, math doesn’t exist >:3

#i got rid of it #don’t need it #evil-evil-asks #wizardblogging

Note to self:

Get better at curses

Note to self 2:

Get better at curses

Note to self 3:

Get better at curses

Note to self 4:

Learn how to undo rebounded curses

#wizardblogging #wizard #evil tasks for the day

*sneaks into the back of Spirit Halloween and magics their merchandise*

#wizardblogging #wizard #evil tasks for the day

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why is death so tempting to those whole live

we spend our lives in search,

in longing

for what?

for nothing?

for everything?

we seek what is unseekable

wish to know what is unknowable

and what do we, the living, understand less than ourselves?

what our body becomes when we no longer pulse beneath its skin

#wizardblogging #evil tasks for the day #wizard #poetry #sorry to break immersion for a second #not sure this should go on this blog but it sure as fuck can’t go on main

cursedamuletenthusiast

I can’t believe the wizard council is making me return the acursed amulet. Like hello???? It clearly chose me???

#just steal it >:3 #it chose you. it’s yours now #the wizard council can go to the eternal pits for all I care #the cursed amulet chooses the wizard #not the other way around

evil-evil-wizard

but what if we were trapped in the endless devouring void… together?

evil-evil-wizard

i’ve changed my mind. you don’t deserve the endless oblivionistic bliss of the endless devouring void

to the viper pit with you. you’ll be his new handler. his name is Cheryl

#wizard #wizardblogging #evil tasks for the day

but what if we were trapped in the endless devouring void… together?

#wizardblogging #wizard #evil tasks for the day

shebobonmydylan

I’m casting spells to kill evil people but wicked wizards are casting counter spells because they’ve been hired as body guards for every CEO and politician. In case you were wondering why this is all happening.

evil-evil-wizard

let me at them >:3

#i’ll counter their counter spells #their views on evil do not align with my (much better) views #less millionaires more meandering mazes

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the bugs

they are watching you

o . O

they listen to me now

. . . . . . . . . . . .

#wizardblogging #evil tasks for the day

evil-evil-wizard

hee hee

probably-artemis

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

evil-evil-wizard

hee

HEE

hee hee

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awfully beloathed,

are my evil spells working?

does your tummy hurt yet?

hate,

evil-evil-wizard

#wizardblogging #evil letters

curses < 3

#wizardblogging #wizard #evil tasks for the day

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Spite and Hate

( h a t e a n d s p i t e )

#wizardblogging #wizard #evil tasks for the day

Fuck you

*takes away your ability to see notes on a post*

evil task done >:3

#wizardblogging #wizard #evil tasks for the day

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