Space Rabbit

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

No I don't want it to be 2016 again. Then I have to live through all of this nonsense all over again. 2016 is when Brexit happened and then Drump hit the second tower. 2016 is when it all started. I also had my first panic attack that year. No thank you. Not going back.

I see people saying stuff like "oh I wish it was 2014" or whatever. No you don't. You wanna go back to a time before you fully understood the implications of what the 24 hour news cycle is throwing at you. You wanna go back to when you didn't think that pandemics were a threat anymore. Spoiler alert, they were a threat back then too. You just weren't thinking abut it.

"Oh to be a teenager in 2012" I was a teenager in 2012. One of my transgender friends almost got bullied to the point of suicide and that's why I didn't come out in high school. Wake up, bitch. Form some new nostalgia for future you right now.

Every day is a future "good old days". Live with it.

I want to jump forward to the year everything ends.

It won’t. Even after the supposed heat death of the universe the molecules will still all be there, expanding infinitely and not caring about your existential dread.

anyone else decaying. is anyone else simply rotting

some of you have GOT to get comfortable with lying and situational morality and i'm not kidding

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

It turns out that you can become the person you’ve always envisioned but you’ll still have the person you were before inside of you and you have to treat them with as much forgiveness and love as possible

*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.

the fairy godmother and the witch should make out sloppy

Are all these real?

Actually a fantastic example for when you need to illustrate to someone that AI art is theft, blatantly, and not in some abstract way

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made