Alohomora

I’m weird first and hot second. If you think I’m hot but you don’t acknowledge my weirdness then you’re missing the most basic thing about me.

It's the erasure of butch women for me

based, fuck diet culture.

if cat don’t want to be held like a baby then why baby sized

#facts

She... she does

obsessed with the fact that today half of the internet was down and i didnt even notice because i was on tumblr, which, very ironically, was working perfectly fine

i went on fandom wiki at some point and it wasnt working and i said huh. weird? told a friend about it and they went "oh yeah like almost every major website isn't working right now" and i was like huh. okay

i'm convinced no one actually believes in scientology and the entire cult is just an excuse for weird celebs and other generally powerful individuals to exploit and hurt people in private. please tell me i'm not insane and someone else has considered this

guess what today is gonna be. self love/care Sunday.

Separation of church & state

also it is with a heavy heart that i must inform you that tumblr isnt inherently better than twitter and having the ability to use More Words has not done anything in the past to give people on this hellsite any reading comprehension. we’re just lucky 😔

whats the point of having a glass house if youre not throwing stones

you know what nevermind that’s valid

this feels like that section at the end of all of my school yearbooks that was like a chaos collage and chronicled the news and pop culture stories/trends of the year

this feels like the opposite of those posts that collect meditation gifs

Alcohol tastes better when you are under age because the secret ingredient is crime.