everybody loves darcy

“Well you’re lucky I’m in a good mood, or I might have bashed your head in”

        “can i get a white russian and a basket of chips,” she pauses for half a second, not even glancing over before continuing, “and throw whatever they’re having on the tab too. thanks.” she figured her dad would stop paying eventually, but until then she wasn’t gonna pass up the chance to rack up his tab a bit.

“I don’t know who you are but I like you already.” she commented as she raised her glass to thank the other woman. “Free drinks for me then... Wahoo!”

“Fuck …that’s funny… good one…”