she's got a way

they already fucking nuked fuckpup-redux what the actual fuck

i don't even get a day. someone's got it out for me

wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and see my nsft got nuked :') fantastic

im literally a girl with no issues

devote yourself to that weird girl on tumblr

Tumblr has got to be one of the webbed sites of all time because sometimes you log on and it seems like the entire site has gotten really into stick figure juggling and you just kind of have to shrug and accept that that's part of the furniture now

My father’s week under IDF siege was a film of survival.

He said the house he hid in was bombed; he survived by a miracle. He treated his wounds, ate grass, slept only an hour a day, and woke to exploding robots.

Even with severe Alzheimer’s, he has not forgotten a single moment. My little siblings’ hunger drove him into this nightmare. Please donate and help us survive.

8 hours since the last donation!!

when I was a little boy in gimmelschtump, I would always come up with banger posts about all the most topical events... but they would all get 2 notes, while my brother roger would post things about how "deers have antlers like biblically accurate angels" and "be gay do crimes" and all this and that, and they would all get thousands of notes!!! it made me so angry! so, tranny the neopuss, i have invented this: my postmidinator!!! when my next scheduled post comes out, it will fire a laser directly at tumblr HD and cause all other posts around then to be so unfathomably dogshit, nobody could possibly reblog them! the dashboard will be so dead, that everyone will have no choice but to make MY post a banger!!!

Tooth extraction totally fucked me over if anyone wants to help we are midway thru the month fml