possibly

too many of y'all can’t move in silence because you want an applause from an audience who don’t give a damn about you.

u will never have gf u are just a portly boy in a sailor suit carrying a huge lollipop

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

Lost in the sauce

Boot up, Bitch!

MOOD! #2019goals

why did elmo testify before the congress….

Elmo testified before congress in support of funding for music education programs. (Source)

He also did this while looking incredibly adorable.

Meanwhile a man probably sat crammed under that desk so a puppet could testify I’m laughing too hard

I’m sorry but you seem to be mistaking Elmo for a puppet. Elmo is not a puppet. He is a muppet. A puppet is a man made object and a muppet is a living being. There is nobody under the desk because Elmo is real.

exactly.

Thank god for titties and rice

He looked like he wanted to laugh and die at the same time lmao

im fucking weak

this dude is pure professionalism - ain’t no way i coulda maintained my face OR my tone 

“Thanks to the sketch, no doubt” bruh😂😂😂

can ppl like……… stop having a concept of me in their head ……… no object permanence here…..i only exist when im right in front of you….. no memories allowed. thx for understanding.